Granted, but are replaced by the same number of privately owned spying drones.

I wish a happier life.

Granted, but as soon as you'll stop doing drugs you'll hit rock bottom again.

Granted, but I no longer remember what your wish was. Sorry.

I wish I could live several different lives at once.

Granted, but living them all at once makes you so confused, you would love to live just one life again

I wish I was good at playing accordion

Granted, you're the best in the world, but now you don't bear playing accordion anymore.

I wish I was good at sports.

Granted, but scince you win everything without even trying, you find sports borring.

I wish I had a well payed job.

Granted, but your boss just tell you that you're fired.

I wish to have a personal fitness trainer.

Granted, but you can't afford a gym and you have no space in your house and there's no park nearby.

I wish I could throw my body fat at someone else. :D

Granted, but your skin, muscles and tendons follow and you became a undead skeleton.

I want to live near the sea.

Granted, now you are living in a very tiny island which is the top of a volcano about to erupt.

I wish the extinction of all corrupt people.

Granted, you've just killed the entire zombie genre :(

I wish to swim like a dolphin (but not be one of them).

Granted, because of massive polar ice melting, the water level rises and leave you to a one acre isle, that's not sunk yet.

I wish I could kill all mosquitos just by staring at them.

Granted, but now flies have the same power over you.

I still wish to swim like a dolphin (but not be one of them).

Granted, but then you're put as a forced labor as entertainer, having to perform like acrobating dolphins to spectators. You ran away and avoiding water ever since.

I wish I could earn at least $1000 without leaving my computer desk every hour.

Granted, the devil hands you a check for $1001, but now you're chained to your desk for all eternity and the computer doesn't work at all.

I want to earn money without working.

Granted, but then you became extremely obesed. Your money can't help you buy back your health and you're nearly broke for trying that.

I wish I had a dream PC that never crashes and it doesn't need to be upgraded for minimum next 10 years.