Catlyn Jenner in the cabinet? I ain't even mad. Not to mention well played the one about the useless mythic rares.

Granted. A group of pirates steals the brand new in-production Wizardry title, copyright it, and release it here under the name of a new company.

I wish for a mouse that shoots lasers.

you have a mouse who can shoot lasers. But then it gets rabbies and goes awol on your 'hood with its devastating beams, laying waste to half your block and starting a massive firesea across your city ...

I wish Cossacks 3 to be sooo good when it's released

Granted. Unfortunately, "when it's released" becomes never, as the developers keep finding bugs in the code that they deem make it unfit for release, and by the time they fix them, the project has been cancelled.

I wish for a Wizardry spinoff that uses Wizardry 1-5 mechanics but includes the Gadgeteer class from Wizardry 8.

Granted, you are literaly flooded and drowned in wizardry spinoffs

I really, really wish finale would stop chomping of the endings of my pieces at random aaargh!

Granted, it starts chomping the beginnings of your pieces. Furthermore, it decides that you are a pirate and stops working after a few days.

I wish people would use open source software for music notation rather than proprietary software.

Granted, I switch to musescore 2; but the audio quality and some musical features add up to not much at all, and since I myself will probably only ever get self made renders of my amatuer "music" to listen too ...

I wish my state would endow the arts some more

Graned, but they focus only on martial arts and it stays almost the same.




Um, I wish to find a genetically and phisically born, healthy, decent looking, honest, respectable, and sane woman not much older than me to actually love me.

Granted, you find a trans man who is genetically female and assigned at birth to love you. Only problem is that he identifies as a man despite being born a woman. He does have all the traits you ask for, as he is healthy, decent looking (by male standards), honest, respectable, and sane.

I wish there were some magical switch that, when flipped, gets rid of all stress.

Granted, but the closest woman / female to fit your description is not only from another species, but also lives about a 1000 lightyears away from Earth. Well, at least this should give scientists another motivation to hurry to make space exploration a thing (aside of not wanting to live on this planet anymore)

I wish someone would finally create beautiful, non violent humanoid looking (female) androids that are also able to bear human offspring, without having any of the flaws regular human females have.

Granted, but those were cyborgs you were talking about, the localization team just dun goofed. So anyone with say, an artificial limb counts.

I wish localizations were 100% accurate to the source and didn't include dank memes while not being entirely dry.

I will break a taboo here. I am not granting any wish, but I seriously wish you stopped it, seriously just stop, just stop. It is not funny, it is starting to make people reject your views more every time, it is starting to make people uncomfortable, it is draining the fun of all threads you follow, and it is giving you a pretty bad reputation. Seriously, just stop. I am not for fun now, I am not making a wish for the game, I am just publicly asking you to cut it out already.

Granted, but now some people complain about cultural differences and want some content to be cesored... again.




I wish I had a car to drive to college in stead of taking the bus (Good luck corrupting this one, the even going on foot is better than the bus in my country)

Given that, earlier in this thread, you made a personal attack on me (a violation of the User Agreement, I believe), I am not inclined to take any request you make seriously. Also, your mention of "genetically and physically born" is inviting this particular corruption; essentially, by essentially stating "cisgender" in a round about way, you are making the transgender topic in the realm of things that could be talked about.

Also, I only mention this in threads where it is relevant, or when somebody else brings it up. I don't mention it on, say, topics about the game mechanics of a particular game.

Granted. Unfortunately, that car happens to be unsafe, and one day the break fails suddenly, causing the car to crash into cross traffic at an intersection. The car is totaled, you are injured, and you have to pay for damage suffered by other cars (because you are considered at fault for this accident).

I am repeating the wish of mine that appears to have been lost:
I wish there were some magical switch that, when flipped, gets rid of all stress.

A personal attack on you? Based on that logic you are constantly posting inflamatory content which also breaks the same rules. See how it is easily exploited to censor people? I am just politelly asking you to move that topic to somewhere where it has any purpose other than annoyign people because it is getting annoying. If you don't want to go ahead, but eventually people will start avoiding you.

Ooh, boy! I was right! A fight DID break out in this thread! Just look at that baiting!
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Y'all need a referee? Some gloves, maybe? How about I sell some tickets?