Granted, but there is so much infrared and ultraviolet light in some places that you have difficulty seeing there.

I wish for an English release of Wizardry Dimguil.

Granted, but it's translated worse than a Japanese-made NES game.

I wish that I could solve any puzzle in the world.

Granted. You can solve any puzzle, but no one will ever know

I wish I had a new car

Granted. It doesn't run, but hey it's a new car right? :P

I wish I had a brand new Epiphone Negative Guitar

Granted, but as it was gifted by a distant relative of yours, it comes with a condition: You have to share it with your newly met retard cousin... And he immediatly smashed it the moment he gets his hands on it.

I wish I had more spare money to spend on videogames.

Granted, but you can only buy games with intrussive DRM and you also have a demanding girlfriend/boyfriend/whatever who will constantly complain about you spending money on vidya and not enough money on its "needs".


I wish there was no censorship at all in video games and any content could be published without hindrance.

Granted. Sometime in the future, you buy a game you are interested in and eagerly start playing. After a while, you encounter some content in the game that you find extremely offensive, ruining what would otherwise be a great game for you.

I wish for the Wizardry Dimguil soundtrack.

It already happened with censorship anyway, and it did not ruin my experience. I guess it is hard to corrupt a wish made by someone who barely gets offended nowadays.

The soundtrack is only available with a bundle that include things you don't need and add a price you can't afford (I have seen that happen)


I guess my wish is still the same since it has not been trully corrupted.

Granted, but you form a collection of pedophilic, sadistic, and just downright nasty games which end up getting you not only arrested, but thrown into a mental institution.
I mean, you're not already at that level, right?
Right?
RIGHT?

I wish for dtgreene to think of something else to talk about besides Wizardry.

Granted, dtgreene is now talking about Elminage (which is similar to Wizardry).

I wish for Elminage 3 to be ported to the PC, translated into English, and released on this site.

Granted, but it's a lousy port and GOG never gets around to fixing it.

I wish that I could outrank you in rep.

Granted, it now caps at 10.

I wish GOG released all the MST3K episodes for sale.

Granted, but there's an error where they only release the movie WITHOUT the commentary.

I wish that I could write my own TV show.

You do. It's terrible. You'll never work in this town again.

I wish I had comfortable, damage-proof, unstainable clothing.

Granted, but it's so small that it would only fit your cat.

I wish I could read minds.