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General discussion[Forum game] Let's play corrupt a wish!(4903 posts)(4903 posts)
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Posted November 10, 2015
You can drive a car now!

The next morning, while driving, some speedfreak violating a red light rams your car in the broadside. You are unable to drive for 2 months ...

I wish I was imaginative enough to solo-play tabletop rpg's in my lonely spare moments.
Posted November 10, 2015
Wish granted, but this quickly becomes boring, because you have to play for other non-existing people's turns too and you know everything in their arsenal (because it now is only yours to utilize).

I wish my cat didn't belong to the 20% of felines, not attracted to catnip. Today, i bought some dried catnip to treat my cat to it, but it turned its head to the opposite direction (guess i now will have to make herbal tea for me and some tincture out of it)...
Posted November 10, 2015
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: Wish granted, but this quickly becomes boring, because you have to play for other non-existing people's turns too and you know everything in their arsenal (because it now is only yours to utilize).

I wish my cat didn't belong to the 20% of felines, not attracted to catnip. Today, i bought some dried catnip to treat my cat to it, but it turned its head to the opposite direction (guess i now will have to make herbal tea for me and some tincture out of it)...
done. your cat is one of the top 10% genocidal murderers in the galaxy, and will be planning your death after it gets bored with catnip.

i wish for a cake with real canadian roadkill buckmeat in it.
Posted November 10, 2015
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: Wish granted, but this quickly becomes boring, because you have to play for other non-existing people's turns too and you know everything in their arsenal (because it now is only yours to utilize).

I wish my cat didn't belong to the 20% of felines, not attracted to catnip. Today, i bought some dried catnip to treat my cat to it, but it turned its head to the opposite direction (guess i now will have to make herbal tea for me and some tincture out of it)...
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dick1982: done. your cat is one of the top 10% genocidal murderers in the galaxy, and will be planning your death after it gets bored with catnip.

i wish for a cake with real canadian roadkill buckmeat in it.
Granted, but there are dollar bills in the cake which are not fun to eat. (In the US, dollars are sometimes called "bucks".)

I wish more games allowed you to play with a party size of 0 characters.
Posted November 11, 2015
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dtgreene: Granted, but there are dollar bills in the cake which are not fun to eat. (In the US, dollars are sometimes called "bucks".)

I wish more games allowed you to play with a party size of 0 characters.
Granted. Progress Quest finally gets a sequel!

I wish that bitcoin and derivatives would finally collapse.
Posted November 11, 2015
Wish granted, but now Varoufakis designs for Steam the new steam-coin, which escalates even offline to conquer all markets and all currencies. Isn't it great?

I wish the things i wish for here be realized more regularly! Hell, all this time now and only my previous wish came to be! I found that ultra rare weapon for victor vran, earlier!
Posted November 11, 2015
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dtgreene: Granted, but there are dollar bills in the cake which are not fun to eat. (In the US, dollars are sometimes called "bucks".)

I wish more games allowed you to play with a party size of 0 characters.
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Darvond: Granted. Progress Quest finally gets a sequel!

I wish that bitcoin and derivatives would finally collapse.
Granted, but so do all other currencies.

I wish that a remake of Dragon Quest 5 is made that allows you to make the main character female. (I suggest only taking this wish if you are familiar with the game in question.)

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KiNgBrAdLeY7: Wish granted, but now Varoufakis designs for Steam the new steam-coin, which escalates even offline to conquer all markets and all currencies. Isn't it great?

I wish the things i wish for here be realized more regularly! Hell, all this time now and only my previous wish came to be! I found that ultra rare weapon for victor vran, earlier!
Oops, missed this.

Granted, but in addition, the corruptions of your wishes also come true.

(The DQ5 female character wish still stands.)
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Posted November 11, 2015
Wish granted, but they charge this feature extra, as DLC.

I wish the press and the authorities wouldn't pursuit or defame the USA students of that school with the scandal of erotic content on social media... Half the female population of that school are good friends of mine that i see almost daily on android cam and i really love the brattish cutiepies, they keep me good company, i really like them... Dastard sheriff, dastard cops!
Post edited November 11, 2015 by KiNgBrAdLeY7
Posted December 19, 2015
Granted. Authorities join those lovely friends of yours in a peaceful act. Though you were not expecting that and seeing *things* with your android cam gives you such a nightmare that you choose to starve for three days, then go to a local church, join the church and devote your life to gardening. From now the only wicked erotic things you see, shall be plants breeding.

Wish my beard grew overnight stylish and fluffy, and manly, and shining!
Posted December 20, 2015
Wish granted, but your beard becomes of a different color to that of your hair and you cannot change it.

I wish moderators wouldn't ban schoolgirls from android apps and services, when they flash or play with themselves for their online friends. Moderators lately have become a real pain, an eyesore i tell you; each and every time a cute, perverted little brat shows up, the milisecond they show something spicy, over the next nanosecond, they are banned!
Post edited December 20, 2015 by KiNgBrAdLeY7
Posted December 20, 2015
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: Wish granted, but your beard becomes of a different color to that of your hair and you cannot change it.

I wish moderators wouldn't ban schoolgirls from android apps and services, when they flash or play with themselves for their online friends. Moderators lately have become a real pain, an eyesore i tell you; each and every time a cute, perverted little brat shows up, the milisecond they show something spicy, over the next nanosecond, they are banned!
Granted, but you are then arrested for possession of child porn.

I wish everyone would treat women as people rather than as objects.
Posted December 20, 2015
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dtgreene: Granted, but you are then arrested for possession of child porn.

I wish everyone would treat women as people rather than as objects.
Granted, but they only get treated as 2nd class people... And by simultanious enacted new law, 2nd class people are to be treated worse than objects. So Rejoice ;)

I wish Adult Games / Visual Novels were allowed to be sold on GOG.
Posted December 20, 2015
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dtgreene: Granted, but you are then arrested for possession of child porn.

I wish everyone would treat women as people rather than as objects.
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Habanerose: Granted, but they only get treated as 2nd class people... And by simultanious enacted new law, 2nd class people are to be treated worse than objects. So Rejoice ;)

I wish Adult Games / Visual Novels were allowed to be sold on GOG.
Granted, but they're censored.

I wish for Undertale to be added to gog.com's catalogue.
Posted December 20, 2015
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dtgreene: I wish for Undertale to be added to gog.com's catalogue.
Done. But not until late next year. And it doesn't go on sale for at least a year after that.

(Seriously, it looks good. I just upvoted it in the wishlist.)

I wish this record warm autumn becomes a record warm winter.
Posted December 20, 2015
Granted. A wave of heat erupts from the sun, melts them icebergs and ice lands all around the poles and 4/5 of the remaining solid ground gets under the water. It's winter. And you can happily dance makarena in your rowboat.

I wish I got ARK: Survival Evolved right now as a gift.
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