Granted, but that person you know left his/her wallet at his/her house, leaving you to pay the price on your own.

I wish my games on gog would multiply into dozens of games of the same maximum price. 59.99 dollars for each game.

Wish granted. But they are banned from GOG as fraudulent transactions.

I wish Command and Conquer series, Vampire Bloodlines, Sid Meier's Pirates 2004 remake, Grand Theft Auto series to finally come in GOG!

Wish granted. But you ain't gonna like their prices.

I wish I had a 1TB solid state hard drive, that I could back up all my GOG games onto.

Granted, but the hard drive breaks after 1 year.

I wish for Worms 3D Remastered.

Granted, but in order to receive the game code, you have to drink a shot of tequila, containing that gorgeous, fabulous, itch bitchy tequila worm!

I wish i could get to drink somehow, a genuinely aged, 500 years matured, Blood Snakewine. This is my most craved asian medicine i want/need/desire to ingest!

Granted, but it turns out that the wine had spoiled over the years.

I wish I could start Pool of Radiance with a level 40 party.

Granted, but a blue screen of death directly popped up and reset all the save data you had in the game while you were restarting your PC.

I wish someone would not corrupt my wish.

I am afraid that is a Typeless Wish, and unfortunately approval needs to be granted from the Djinns and GOD. I'll do my best.

...

It seems your wish got corrupted along the way and now reads "I wish someone would corrupt my wish" (the word "not" was lost).

I wish I could start Baldur's Gate 2: Throne of Bhaal with a level 1 character with 0 XP and still have a chance of winning the first battle.

Granted, but every enemy after that is a mind flayer or dragon.

I wish that GOG stocked the Commodore version of Maniac Mansion instead of (or in addition to) the janky DOS port.

Granted, but it requires a working Commodore 64 to function, which GOG does stock, but the shipping costs are outrageous.

I wish for a living staple remover with functioning googly eyes and an insatiable hunger for staples.

Granted, but it'll probably starve as staples become obsolete along with staplers.

I wish DOSbox was compatible with my four button mouse.

done. now it only works with your mouse AND MS-DOS Shell.

i wish ciomalau would literally fuck himself . and have so much fun doing it, he doesn't use the interwebz anymore.

WIsh granted. Ciomalau fucks himself regularly with the most exotic and rare beauties throughout all asia, while you remain single and even worse, asexual!!!

I wish i could finally get a serious GF to make a family with, that is NOT a gold-digger; i am tired of endless freeroaming and amoral partying.

Granted. You find a nice transgender girlfriend who has no problem with adopting a few children.

I wish more games would have well-written LGBT characters in them, and that this is done in a respectful manner (i.e. no using them as the punchline of jokes).

Granted. All games with well-written LGBT characters are XBox One exclusives.....and sold only in foreign languages.

I wish to start waking up at a reasonable hour.