Granted, but it lacks any input device, making it impossible to actually *play* the games.

I wish for an Arduino with 4 terabytes of RAM. (For those unaware, RAM on an Arduino is generally measured in kilobytes.)

Edit: made "games" plural

granted. it somehow gains sentience after being struck by lightning from a parallel dimension and takes over the world.

i wish for another ice cream sandwich. with a cherry on top.

Granted, but by the time you get it, it has already melted.

I wish for a remastered version of Wizardry 8.

Done! but it's for the iOS 8.4 only, and filled with adware telling you to buy iPads in every size and color.

i wish for a bacon and cheese covered bratwurst in a pita.

Granted. The pita is moldy.

I wish for an outdoor cat that catches mice without killing birds or urinating on doors.

Granted, but the cat will also attack people.

I wish for every grade school to have Arduinos for the students to use.

Granted.

However, this platform is then purchased by Google. It is used to further accelerate the Skynet project and usher in the age of malevolent AI. This allows the termination of John Conner and ends mankind.

Thanks Obama...



I wish Elvis had never left the building.

Granted, but no more church or cult of elvis present today. And he dies of natural causes a few years ago, too.

I wish in Syria the fighting to stop, as well as in all the remaining globe.

Granted, but now the entire world is now under one government, and that government is not a nice one.

I wish people would only use the phrase "Thanks Obama" when these two conditions are met:
1. Obama must have done the thing being referred to
2. The person using the phrase must actually like the thing Obama did

Wish granted. People say thank you to Obama, because the obamacare actually works well.

I wish people would say thank you to Putin, instead.

Granted, but then Putin orders the creation of death camps to kill groups of people he happens not to like.

I wish people would not use sarcasm.

done. they all got brainwashed by aliens to join ISIL unironically. everyone else gets their tongues chopped off by ISIL for reasons.

i ironically wish a nuclear plant would be built right on top of the changi airport to attract 6.9 million people to stay in singapoor and magically create jebs and free money and infinite resources and millionaires and million-dollar "commie blocks".

Granted, but the nuclear power plant melts down, creating a nuclear explosion that kills every one of those 6.9 million people.

I wish that Elminage 3 would get a DRM-free English PC version.

NOBODY WOULD EXPECT THAT TO HAPPEN!

wish granted. but it's only downloadable into a thumbdrive (bring your own), IRL on certain days of certain pokemon events, in japan for no reason whatsoever.

Granted, but the events will only be held on every monday and sunday during midnight at deep down the ocean of japan.

I wish to become a jedi master.