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Posted August 16, 2015
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: Wish granted. I am the avatar of misfortune itself, the incarnation of bad luck and ugly karma. Even though i later realized that all of my life and fate up to now had been manipulated by no more than 10 "animals" in the guise of humans... I can take up on me the mantle of the concentrated bad luck of a thousand people, so i do gladly, especially now that i am spiritually refined and enhanced.

I wish for innocents to stop suffering and those deserving to receive punishment equal to the proportion of their deeds and life.
Granted, but it turns out that you aren't innocent and therefore you receive punishment.

I wish for a Typeless Wish; in other words, a wish that has no restrictions (meaning I could, for example, wish for more wishes).

I got the idea for this wish from the book "Godel, Escher, Bach" by Douglas Hofstadter. (Specifically, the dialogue "Little Harmonic Labyrinth".)
Posted August 16, 2015
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dtgreene: I wish for a Typeless Wish; in other words, a wish that has no restrictions (meaning I could, for example, wish for more wishes).

I got the idea for this wish from the book "Godel, Escher, Bach" by Douglas Hofstadter. (Specifically, the dialogue "Little Harmonic Labyrinth".)
I too have read that book, many moons ago; and the relevant passage again just now. Your attempt to be granted a Typeless Wish was unfortunately corrupted by the random garble of an unknown djinn attempting to contact GOG— er, I mean GOD — on your behalf.

I wish to take part in an epic rap battle.
Posted August 16, 2015
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dtgreene: I wish for a Typeless Wish; in other words, a wish that has no restrictions (meaning I could, for example, wish for more wishes).

I got the idea for this wish from the book "Godel, Escher, Bach" by Douglas Hofstadter. (Specifically, the dialogue "Little Harmonic Labyrinth".)
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TwoHandedSword: I too have read that book, many moons ago; and the relevant passage again just now. Your attempt to be granted a Typeless Wish was unfortunately corrupted by the random garble of an unknown djinn attempting to contact GOG— er, I mean GOD — on your behalf.

I wish to take part in an epic rap battle.
Granted, but the arena has been wrapped up in magical silence, so you can't hear what you or the other rappers are rapping, and neither can the audience or the judges.

I wish I could see what happened when my previous wish failed to be granted.

(By the way, for anyone unfamiliar with the book: GOD stands for GOD over Djinn--and yes, it's a recursive acronym like GNU or WINE.)
Posted August 16, 2015
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dtgreene: I wish I could see what happened when my previous wish failed to be granted.
Ah, but that would require the granting of another Typeless wish... and we all know how well the last one turned out. ;)

I wish copper were as valuable as gold, and zinc as silver, so that all the pennies in my pocket would actually be worth something.
Posted August 16, 2015
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dtgreene: I wish I could see what happened when my previous wish failed to be granted.
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TwoHandedSword: Ah, but that would require the granting of another Typeless wish... and we all know how well the last one turned out. ;)

I wish copper were as valuable as gold, and zinc as silver, so that all the pennies in my pocket would actually be worth something.
Granted. Now gold and silver are worthless.

I wish that GOG were a recursive acronym.

(By the way, I earlier wished for Arbitrary Code Execution in another Zelda; it has now happened in the Japanese version of Link's Awakening DX.)
Posted August 16, 2015
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dtgreene: I wish that GOG were a recursive acronym.
Granted, but now they only sell good old gogs.

I wish that Microsoft skipped the bad versions of Windows.
Posted August 16, 2015
Wish granted, but now they know they kept only the good stuff, they charge for it double!

I wish for Darksiders 3 to be made soon!
Posted August 17, 2015
Granted, but this is the last game in the series.

I wish for a mass reprint of Mein Kampf in the next year.
Posted August 17, 2015
Wish granted, but instead of selling it they give it out for free, hoping to awaken the people just in time for the incoming invasion of swarms of "orks" that already swarm here in the south.

I wish i had a superweapon.
Post edited August 17, 2015 by KiNgBrAdLeY7
Posted August 17, 2015
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: Wish granted, but instead of selling it they give it out for free, hoping to awaken the people just in time for the incoming invasion of swarms of "orks" that already swarm here in the south.

I wish i had a superweapon.
Granted, but that weapon is impossible to use safely and will destroy the entire solar system if used.

I wish it were a little bit cooler right now.
Posted August 17, 2015
Granted but it becomes so cold that you are frozen like Captain America was for many decades.

I wish humans get to colonize on different planets.
Posted August 17, 2015
All right... but the planets chosen to colonize are Mercury and Pluto.

I wish I could draw.
Posted August 17, 2015
Wish granted, but you are only able to draw "Abstract Art" works.

I wish Golden Dawn to come to power, so they can save us from the invasion of "orcs" in our islands; even the tourists fled in panic after encountering their swarms. My wish better be granted and without corruption too, because otherwise, Europe is going to face the orcish hordes next...
Post edited August 17, 2015 by KiNgBrAdLeY7
Posted August 17, 2015
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: Wish granted, but you are only able to draw "Abstract Art" works.

I wish Golden Dawn to come to power, so they can save us from the invasion of "orcs" in our islands; even the tourists fled in panic after encountering their swarms. My wish better be granted and without corruption, because Europe is going to face the orcish hordes next...
Wish granted, after which World War 3 breaks out, resulting in devastation on a scale that far exceeds World War 2. In particular, KiNgBrAdLeY7 does not survive the war.
(I seriously suspect that this would likely happen. See this article for an example of what Golden Dawn has already done:
http://www.care2.com/causes/greece-is-waging-a-horrifying-war-on-transgender-women.html
http://www.2ndcouncilhouse.co.uk/blog/2013/06/05/and-then-they-came-for-the-trans-people/
http://www.globalinsecurity.net/greece-internment-camps-transgender/
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I wish the Golden Dawn would lose all power it currently has, and that those responsible for Operation Zeus stand trial just like those responsible for the Holocaust.
Posted August 19, 2015
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dtgreene: I wish the Golden Dawn would lose all power it currently has, and that those responsible for Operation Zeus stand trial just like those responsible for the Holocaust.
Wish granted, but then they all are declared not guilty, and the Golden Dawn loses power, then change their name to the Silver Sunset and get twice the votes they got before.

I wish for chocolate to have the same calories as lettuces.
Post edited August 19, 2015 by Carradice
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