Granted. It is part of an overly complicated subscription program that costs a ton of money.

I wish Morrowind would get a DRM free release on gog.com... WITHOUT Galaxy having to be optional. Ha. Try THAT on for size!

Wish granted and easily, too, since Galaxy isn't and doesn't contain ANY form of DRM; even if it was obligatory, it wouldn't be DRM at all!

I wish the shitty banks here to stop enforcing restrictions on me, who want to buy gog games with my large and vast amounts of extra pocket money earned!

Wish granted, but the banks now have no restrictions at all--anyone is allowed to withdraw from anyone else's account!

I wish that GOG would re-release classic kids' games like Zoombinis and the Carmen Sandiago series.

Granted. You must be 12 or younger to buy them.

Now I'll wish that Morrowind got a DRM free release on gog.com.... and THIS time, Galaxy HAS to be optional! No way around it. No if's, and's or but's.

Granted! If you call missing half the features of the game optional due to the way it was integrated.

I wish to convince my local family of Windows users to upgrade to 10 soonish.

Granted, but the upgrade bricks the computers.

I wish that someone would fix my purse (the strap broke).

Granted. I'll use the handyman's secret weapon:



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Duct tape.
(Anyone watch Red Green? =)




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I wish Contraption Maker would arrive on GOG.

Granted, but it it starts making new contraptions in the GoG website, forum, and other inconvenient places


I wish the agencies around here that are supposed to help handicapped people would actually help out

Granted, but they only help those who are not handicapped.

I wish my new purse had more pockets.

Granted, but they are all broken.

I wish i was inmune to cold.

you are immune to cold now. In fact, you are permanently sheeted in a column of superheated air, which makes a lot of daily tasks quite hard to perform.

I wish for silence in the street outside

Granted, but you can no longer hear anything; you are now deaf.

I wish that every user who has ever posted in this topic be given a nice fancy purse for free.
(This includes the person who corrupts this wish)

Granted, but most of the guys just look at theirs in a very puzzled fashion...

I wish there were house elves like in Harry Potter, and one was helping me :)

Granted, but there are others that are being rather mischievous, moving your stuff around to places you don't expect them.

I wish for misfortune to fall on everyone who has posted in this topic (including whoever corrupts this wish).

Wish granted. I am the avatar of misfortune itself, the incarnation of bad luck and ugly karma. Even though i later realized that all of my life and fate up to now had been manipulated by no more than 10 "animals" in the guise of humans... I can take up on me the mantle of the concentrated bad luck of a thousand people, so i do gladly, especially now that i am spiritually refined and enhanced.

I wish for innocents to stop suffering and those deserving to receive punishment equal to the proportion of their deeds and life.