Granted. But their protection means living on a deserted island without human contact for the rest of your life.

I wish science and reason were more prevalent than superstition and ignorance.

Wish granted. You are totally ignorant and oblivious to shen, and all manner of spiritual energy present around, waiting for an able person to tap right into it. Or even manipulate chi and jin too, at will. Both on you AND on others. Science doesn't allow cool little perks and twists like those, anything that can't be seen doesn't exist. Stay there.

I wish for my enemy who recently got convicted to 18 months of jail time to be hit with another calamity, soon...

Granted. Your enemy's next plane flight results in him falling from a great height, without a parachute, directly on your head.

I wish for a larger house.

Granted. You have a large wooden house surrounded by termite nests.

I wish Mega Man could use every weapon from previous games in the series when new game is released.

And BTW:
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED - The PPG are very welcome to visit my house. I'll be waiting.

Granted, but he can only use them when he has just one point of energy.

I wish someone create windows to see through time.

Wish granted, but all they are trying to see are scandals, orgies and illegal, hot sh*t. Who said our progenitors were as strict, conservative or purist as they were recorded to have been?

I wish GoG and the DRM revolution to conquer the gaming world!

Granted, that happen for about a minute.

I wish i have a super tecnological motorcicle that could transform into an armor.

Granted - but it doesn't fit you. Its Transformer- sized

I wish for a fun, extended vacation everywhere I wish to go, doing all the fun things I would like to do

Granted, but you must go on vacation with your special someone, or you are prohibited from going, at all!

I wish the banks to close down forever, not just for one day or two!

Granted, but I need two octopus and 5 pounds of seaweed in payment.

I wish people would finally realize then 'end times' won't happen until 5 billion CE, when the sun runs out of fuel. I'm tired of hearing the sky is falling.

Granted, but mankind will still be wiped out in 20 years by a self-induced disaster beyond all expectations, which will devastate the whole surface of the planet earth.

I wish G.R.R. Martin would release "The Winds of Winter" and "A Dream of Spring" right now.

Wish granted! He releases these books right now, but because he didn't have much time to write them, they positively suck so much they ruin the whole Game of Thrones saga for you.

I wish I was able to lose weight more easily, I've been somewhat overweight for at least a week...

Granted, here's a cyanide pill and you won't feel any weight on you anymore!

I wish I could get Fallout 4 Pip Boy edition on PC, somehow.

Granted,but you can't play it because the keys aren't released for another two years.



I wish for date with Angelina Jolie that lasts for 24 hours.

Wish granted, but she shows you her private parts too and this is obligatory. You like aging MILFs with surgery-removed breasts, now, isn't it right??

I wish for a 24 hours date with Mila Jovovich.