Granted, but they have no idea of the facilities.

I wish Republican Clown Car would finally crash in the USA so we could have a party that is more socially and fiscally center.

Granted, but nearly noone votes for them, because by the fundamental christian majorities they are branded as communists *gasp, faint while squealing*

I wish my little brother wouldn't eat all my candy stashes >:(

Granted, he now goes straight into your porn magazines stashes!

I wish my bad luck to go away.

Granted, all your bad luck transfers to your family and all friends you've ever had or will ever have.

No wish? OK, I assume that by not making a wish you wished for nothing. Well granted, you get NOTHING!!!! (and it doesn't matter if you edit in a wish, it's too late! Mwahahahahahha :P )

I wish I owned every As Seen on TV product ever made.

Granted. But you're not allowed to own anything else.

I wish I was as fast as the Flash.

Granted, but your metabolism works at the same sped up rate, causing you to die within a few days.

I wish Stalker would download already so I can check if it works on my laptop.

Granted, but one of its files get corrupted and you need to download it again, from scratch.

I wish all the mosquitoes to vanish from the face of earth.

Granted, but the nuclear blast that kills all mosquitoes kills all of humanity too.

I wish Skyrim was here on GOG, DRM-free.

Wish granted, but immediately after buying it here, it transforms into steam version forever.

I wish to remain untouchable until i finish my training and whatever else i have left to do...

You got it, but you are literally transformed into a person of the untouchable caste in rural India, where prejudice runs rampant.

I wish GOG would find a way to let users type in numerical codes from CD retail version of old games, even those hat do not have a unique code like the STALKER ones, to be able to add them to the account here.

Their servers are overwhelmed. Galaxy crashes. Out of the rubble, Skynet is born.

I wish I had a lollipop.

You got it, but...

I wish it was Friday.

Boom! Thursday became Friday a day early and clocks, calendars, and computers are all wrong. YOu are asked to put in overtime this weekend to fix your company's new IT problem

I wish for more wishes

Your wish is granted but using your wish to get your wish back only puts you back into the position you started with accomplishing nothing and making you feel like a total failure.

I wish GOG would stop the summer sale so I can stop being tempted to buy new games and actually finish my backlog