You become steve with awesome fists, but your kicks become too weak to even tickle someone.

I wish i could put my hand on Mila Yovovich's secret parts for some seconds to feel them up, without her being angry (dream of many men, especially my age).

Granted. She lets you touch her (I am envy) but suddenly when you stroke her stomach it transform into this.

I wish my cats would stay the fuck inside when I came home, so that I didn't have to chase them everytime.

Granted. They stay indoors, but the later you return, the more anxious they become, scratching things and doing damage! (mine isn't neutered and never stays indoors; now that he grew up, is always loose to hunt kitties!)

I wish to marry catwoman.

My catboy is "fixed", yet he always sneaks out. My catgirl is still too young to be "fixed" so I guess she triggers him intro sneaking out.

Granted. But on the honeymoon Batman shows up, all jealous and angry. Never been so mad since his parents death!

I wish it was friday, because fridays are like taco fridays for me except I'll eat pizza.

Granted. But the pizza you eat is filled with "chili con carne". You no escape mexican, heh heh...

I wish to get a promotion and from a humble pirate become a hacker. From a mere torrent site user, to become a member of the anonymous!

Granted. You become a member of Anonymous just as your government finds how to take them down. Now you're in prison.

I wish for a lifetime supply of falafel.

Wah hah hah hah hah!!!? Our government couldn't possibly take down even a simple "fart"! Never could take down anything... Joking aside, you play at the casino, and win a falafel factory from a rich man addicted to gambling.

I wish to have an endless supply of herbs and rare plants, like ginseng, ginger, cinnamon, thyme, basil, mint, peppermint, oregano, beeherb, small rose buds, hybiscus, lavender and many more whose english name i don't know.

Oops, ninja'd

Granted.....

I wish the two above me to get a room.....

Granted. But the hotel has hidden cameras and is streaming all action taking place all over the Internet, this board included. Now you have the pleasure of watching them live from their room.


I wish my muscle pain is not a sign I'm coming down with something.

You're in luck. You ate a can of spinach and became the man you once were again.

Now when I mentioned it, I wish for a bowl of spinach soup with egg halves in it.

Granted,But you must eat the egg shells too...

I wish I could have 10 free wishes for myself that will come true....

Granted. But the only way to get so many wishes, was to sign a devil contract, through the Red Dragon Grand Grimoire. You live 10 years like a king with all wishes granted, then you suffer for all eternity as the lowliest of the low and even lower.

I wish the third political party in power to become the government in the stead of the pussies ruling now...

Granted, but they drive the stock market to closure, send the economy into freefall, and eliminate money within the first term.

I wish for a tactile sensory suit to be developed in use with VR, so we can take one step closer to hard light holograms so I can explore Myst as if I were actually there.

Granted, but when you play through the series and reach Riven, that woman kills you.

I wish to get my job payment before 14 February. I have to treat my, sorry, someone else 's wife, into expensive (=romantic) dinner and a 5 star hotel stay (=faq), for St. V 's...