Granted, it's now the property of Bethesda. ;-P

I wish I could track down why my GOG game count went down by one - was it a glitch or am I missing a game?

Neither one. Turns out GOG now counts its games in base 11, instead of hexadecimal, binary or base 10.

I wish for some candy corn-flavored cake.

Granted. The cake itself isn't a lie, but the candy corn flavoring is.

I wish GOG would consider adding Jetpack 2 to their catalog once it's released. (Seriously guys, it's an awesome game. Vote here ;)

Granted, but it is regionally priced. And the price difference between regions is bigger than Wasteland 2 between EU and US.

Recently, I like DROD wishes - I wish Caravel Games will buy the rights to Webfoot DROD (the earliest version of DROD 1 published by Webfoot Technologies).

You get your wish. But the game is buggy and clunky and in every way fails to live up to your expectations.

I wish I was in Australia right now.

Granted. You're turned into a Koala Bear, and now you're destined to live in the Australia wilderness for the rest of your life.

I wish I could go back in time to buy and download games removed on GOG, such as Chessmaster 9000, Colin McRae Rally 2005 and TOCA Race Driver 3.

Granted. You can go back in time and buy these games. However, the time periods available requires you to create a brand new GOG account and repurchase every other game again.

I wish I could activate every switch with telekinesis.

Every switch, then.

Okay, so enjoy tripping breakers, car alarms, computers, and lights all at the same time.

I wish I was better at vangers.

Granted, you're now the most skilled player and beat it in no time, but it costed you all your other games and gaming-skills, so you're now doomed to play only Vangers, again and again and again and again...

I wish I could make my sleeping disorders vanish and enjoy a good night's sleep.

Granted, but you will wake up late everyday, you can't get something for nothing.

I wish Jane Jensen and Pinkerton Road would release Gabriel Knight 4.

Granted, you even get to buy it on release day (and with a big discount).
But there's a bug that makes playing it impossible after 1 hour of gaming. All the costumers rage through the internet and Pinkerton Road have to shut down, before they can correct the bug.

I wish there would be cockroaches no more.

Granted. All the giant spiders eat them, then move in where they used to be.

I wish I could play the guitar.

Granted. Your guitar is out of tune, and you can only play Justin Bieber music.

I wish I could play the accordion.

Granted. You can play the accordion, but only one single accordion in the whole world and you don't know which.


I wish I'd be sleeping in bed instead of wasting time granting wishes.

Granted...but it's a bed of nails!


I wish I was little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala

I wish I was like six-foot-nine
So I can get with Leoshi
'Cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine
You know, I see her all the time
Everywhere I go and even in my dreams
I can scheme a way to make her mine

'Cause I know she's livin' phat
Her boyfriend's tall and he plays ball
So how am I gonna compete with that?
'Cause when it comes to playing basketball
I'm always last to be picked
And in some cases never picked at all

So I just lean up on the wall
Or sit up in the bleachers with the rest of the girls
Who came to watch their men ball
Dag y'all! I never understood, black
Why the jocks get the fly girls
And me I get the hood rats

I tell 'em scat, skittle, scabobble
Got hit with a bottle
And I been in the hospital
For talkin' that mess
I confess it's a shame when you livin' in a city
That's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name

Glad I came to my senses
Like quick-quick got sick-sick to my stomach
Overcommeth by thoughts of me and her together, right?
So when I asked her out she said I wasn't her type

I wish I was little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala

I wish I was little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala

I wish, I had a brand-new car
So far, I got this hatchback
And everywhere I go, yo I gets laughed at
And when I'm in my car, I'm laid back
I got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat
But that's flat

And do you really wanna know what's really whack?
See I can't even get a date
So, what do you think of that?
I heard that prom night is a bomb night
With the hood rats you can hold tight
But really tho' I'm a Figaro

When I'm in my car, I can't even get a hello
Well so many people wanna cruise Crenshaw on Sunday
Well then I'ma have to get in my car and go
You know, I take the 110 until the 105
Get off at Crenshaw tell my homies look alive
'Cause it's hard to survive when you're livin'

In a concrete jungle and
These girls keep passin' me by
She looks fly, she looks fly
Makes me say my, my, my

I wish I was little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala

I wish, I was little bit taller
I wish, I was a baller
I wish, I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish, I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala

I wish I was a little bit taller
(Wish I was a little taller)
I wish I was a baller
(Wish I was a baller)
I wish I was a little bit taller y'all
(Wish I was a little taller)
I wish I was a baller
(Wish I was a baller)
I wish I was a little bit taller y'all
(wish I was a bit taller)
I wish I was a baller
(Wish I was a baller)
I wish I was a little bit taller
(Wish I was a little taller)
I wish I was a baller (yeah)

Hey, I wish I had my way
'Cause every day would be a Friday
You could even speed on the highway
I would play ghetto games
Name my kids ghetto names
Little Mookie, big Al, Lorraine

Yo, you know that's on the real
So if you're down on your luck
Then you should notice how I feel
'Cause if you don't want me around
See I go simple, I go easy
I go Greyhound

Hey, you , what's that sound?
Everybody look what's going down
Ahh, yes, ain't that fresh?
Everybody wants to get down like dat

I wish I was little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala

I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I was a little bit taller y'all
I wish I was a baller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I was a baller

I wish, I wish, I wish