Granted. Now everyone is rude in person instead.

I wish that the reboot of Heroes was even better than the old series.

It's so good, your brain explodes.

I wish I could control the weather.

I can live with that. :)

Wish granted, but you can only alternate it between absolute zero and the temperature at the sun's core.

I wish that EA would go bankrupt and never return in another iteration.

Granted but all the people in charge would migrate to other game companies and spread their EVIL practices.

I wish games played on every platform.

Granted, but in consoles games can only be played in an ultra pixeled resolution.

I wish i could speak any language.

Granted. Your put into solitary confinement with Helen Keller.

I wish my cellphone battery charge lasted longer.

Granted, but unfortunately the battery exploded and your cell phone got dissolved via acid corrosion before having a chance to replace the weak battery.

I wish that I could instantly teleport anywhere (think Star Trek).

Granted, but a malfunction causes you to teleport into lava.

I wish I could get every game GOG for free.

Granted but they now only have one game in the catalog. Keane, the fire within!


Oops! Sorry I wish I could play my games all night long and still be fresh for work in the morning.

*Cough* State your wish. *Cough*

Sorry, done see above. But here it is again.

Granted, but playing games all night long causes you to become so addicted you end up changing jobs to work for GOG.com.

I wish I could live on a tropical island resort for the rest of my life.

Before I do this: Working for GOG is a dream come true, that is not a corruption, it is a godsend.

Wish granted but it is the resort from dead island, post-apocalypse.

I wish that I could come up with witty responses faster.

Now that would not be a corrupted wish. I could do it. I Would!