He who laughs last, laughs last.

He who laughs last, is slow of understanding.

"Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done that you don't want to do it yourself. "




"Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it." ~ Dwight D. Eisenhower

"I would walk five hundred miles, and I would walk five hundred more, just to be the man who walked a thousand miles and failed at the metric system."

When the going gets tough, the tough go bowling...

All the single ladies, stick a finger in it!

Merry Halloween!

We'll burn that bridge when we get there.

"Never interrupt your neighbors when they are making love."

"I think, therefore I worry."

"The girlfriend of my girlfriend is my girlfriend, too."

you cannot make an omelete, without breaking a few kegs, first

Life is like a box of chocolate laxatives: you always know what you're gonna get.

"A house divided by zero, cannot be defined."