Thanks for cleaning them, I use them for playing frisbee and throwing them against walls, breaking things is so much fun.

I leave an AK-47 to the next user.

I sell the rifle for cash while supporting a revolution to overthrow capitalistic regime.

I leave a form for Nobel Peace Prize nomination submission.

Thanks, I'll fill it out, obviously the Nobel needs to go to Donald Trump.

Speaking of him, I leave a Donald Trump Halloween mask to the next user.

"dons it"

v **throws an Izhmash Tiger, Dragunov Rifle (7.62x54R)**

I try it, by shooting glasses filled with Putinka polonium tea from a long distance.

I leave a quicksand covered with a large welcome mat and tell the next user to come to me.

Grabbed an over hanging tree branch and swung over the little puddle and enters.

Left a small gifted box with a deadly surprise inside, Mrs Funnel Web.

Dies of spider bite, leaves my corpse.

Thanks, another tasty meal for the lizards!

I leave a Lamborghini sports car to the next user.

I drive to Las Vegas in the Lamborghini, pick up some babes, win a cool million shooting craps and leave $100,000.00 in unmarked and circulated bills inside a briefcase for the next poster.

I call the FBI and make a report about possible money laundering and give the description of the suspect, who looks like a Santa.

I leave the wanted posters of the criminal Santa on the walls.

v leaves a "burn notice"

I leave nothing but embers and ashes...

**leaves a broom and dustpan for the next to post here**

My mom saw a pair of dumpster-found yet mint-condition red Victoria's Secret slippers in my room and thought nothing of it, then saw them a second time a week later and accepted them as a birthday present to replace her old hole-in-heels slippers. Anyway, there was a lone black slipper, otherwise identical, that I leave here.

It fits me, so I must be Cinderella. I leave my tattered garments for the next user.