I forgot to mention the kittens also have a Star Destroyer. Though I don't know how they'd pilot it correctly, because obviously, kittens can't fly interstellar spaceships very well.

But the real question is who is behind this nefarious attack on Gog by laser beam kittens?

If gOg somehow pulls out the win, I think we all know what happened:

A jar of Bethoven's ashes?

How is it not still great, even without the drugs?

The internet and its cat obsession. I don't think I'll ever get it.

Ok...what about laser puppies vs. GOG?

Laser Kittens?! O_o
Are they predators or aliens (xenomorphs)?

I think they called xenomorphs also those horrible things in deadspace.
You save in Dead space 1 and turn and there was that horror in your face. Was a good game.

Well, Gog would lose. Thier laser guns would be InDev at the time, and they would need the galaxy client installed to get power which unfortunately due to regional pricing they wouldn't be able to afford connection fees outside Poland. Thankfully though the cats would also lose by shooting each other over who owns what area of wee stained land. This allows the rodent population to swell taking over the whole world.

Depends on the weather and terrain. Ideally GOG wants to be uphill vs the kittehs downhill on a rainy day. Also depends on what troops GOG is fielding.

Neither will win.

The only winner is Weapons Industry types.

Nobody can defend themselves from the cuteness of kittehs. Even if they have lasers. And everyone would be so abjectly horrified at the sight of kittens shooting kittens with lasers that they'd rush to save them.
At which point the kittens would swarm them, kill them all, ... And eat them.

Kittehs win.

Now if it was a fight between GOG and hamsters in balls armed with laser beams, the fight would be more even.

Pterodactyl vs. laser beams kittens. That would be epic!

Laser kittens, hands down, your only chance to strike would be while they charge their batteries.

Unless they ally with the Energizer bunnies:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiFQsxGUQOI
(quite a spooky commentator on that)

I was just finding the above, and the first result was these two scots and a rabbit (funny!):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVN4PRLrpsA

Somehow, it really is.

Awesome find that clip! :`)