Check the wording on your newsletters, I believe this will raise some legal issues. I mean, how good are God's lawyers?

God's newsletter subscribers are usually either holy men or mad men. And I don't think we have many from the former category in here. :P

God's newsletter? Ten Great Discounts. People have been praying for this.

For crying out loud. I cancelled my subscription to that newsletter a thousand years ago. God hadn't published a new edition in a thousand years, and I hadn't heard anything from the writers Matthew, Mark, Luke, or John in so long I was certain it had been abandoned.

Piety is understanding what it means to turn the other cheek, and living the simple life of helping others though man. Only those who don't understand, the hateful and vain abusers of the name & religion would hold it against GOG.