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tinyE: Sorry tort but I don't think that post belongs in here.

According to the OP it's NOT a political thread. :P
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rtcvb32: The media is ignoring trump (as much as they can) or demonizing him, and yet the people are ignoring the media... There's a 6% trust rating with the media (maybe lower now?).

As for Hillary winning... only if she can steal it.

And yes this is not purely about politics. It never was. This is about being aware of current events, events playing out in real time, and avoiding a great evil.
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rtcvb32: As for Hillary winning... only if she can steal it.
And if Trump wins, how do we know he didn't do the same thing? You're telling me that a known lobbyist would be above "stealing" an election (I presume you refer to vote-rigging)?
I can understand why the Trump supporters feel Hillary would need to steal the election to win it,

I mean, why would anyone vote against Trump? He's been such a dignified loving and open minded candidate to this point; going out of his way to embrace all Americans, regardless of their age, gender, race. He has put his best foot forward at all times, never insulting, belittling, bullying, or threatening anyone. I mean just look at that debate in St. Louis. At no time did he stalk Senator Clinton around the stage, leering at her and interrupting her.

Seriously, this is akin to me walking up to someone on the street, pulling down my pants, pissing on them, and then laying in the hospital after he kicks the shit out of me telling everyone "Someone must have paid him to beat me up."

What the OP fails to realize is that you give what you get. When you treat people like shit, you get shit in return. Just look at his posts in here, all low rated. That isn't because I have a vast army of alts in here working tirelessly to downvote him, it's because he treats everyone in here like crap, and they are returning the favor.

Trump has been shitting on everyone for over a year now and on November 8th that is exactly what the American people are going to give back to him: shit.

That isn't a fix, a rig, or a conspiracy, it's karma.
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I resisted for too long, but now I just got to jump back into this trash heap.

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rtcvb32: This is about being aware of current events, events playing out in real time, and avoiding a great evil.
And just how aware are you? When you don't even read the links you post here?
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tinyE: What the OP fails to realize is that you give what you get. When you treat people like shit, you get shit in return.
Really now... Posting 1-2 posts of news per day is treating everyone like crap...

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tinyE: That isn't a fix, a rig, or a conspiracy, it's karma.
This isn't Karma. This is a handful of people annoyed at me for doing exactly what I said I would do. Nothing more and nothing less.

Although I would say some of those that hate me are trolls, and possibly SJW's.
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Why do I bother? :P
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rtcvb32: This isn't Karma. This is a handful of people annoyed at me for doing exactly what I said I would do. Nothing more and nothing less.
You mean spamming, lying, insinuating, not understanding or not even reading what you link, ignoring legitimate questions about your actions and motives and pretty much every instance of your lies being disproven?

Because that's what you are doing.
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Today: 28 Oct 2016 - 10 days out
First hour - Voting machines and ES&S, WW3 warning (<i>ad</i>), lies and new levels, video/proof vote flipping, Wikileaks Dump #21 and '<i>F**king dumb people</i>', A Vote for Hillary is a vote for WW3, In Maryland '<i>they switched my vote to Hillary</i>', Hillary insider '<i>Rigging is the only way Hillary can win</i>', Dead voters in Chicago being investigated, Some cities pushing illegals to vote, Gruber demanding Obamacare has higher penalties, Michelle Obama hosting date-rape rappers, , Obamacare is meant to bankrupt the system, [url=http://www.infowars.com/putin-mocks-clinton-claim-of-russia-election-meddling-is-u-s-a-banana-republic/]Putin mocks Clinton's claims of meddling. '<i>Is the US a Banana republic?</i>', Simpson skit with vote flipping.

Second hour - Probably a hundred articles a day that certify votes are flipping to Hillary. 8 points Vanish in 4 days, AI predicts Trump, , Project Veritas, bird dogging, [url=http://www.infowars.com/hillary-planning-violent-mob-attacks-if-trump-wins/]hillary plans mob attacks, Matt Dubiel: Sleeper cells, Chicago rally violence, Trump getting more presidential as he goes, behind two doors, America's coming back from the dead, Micheal Moore clip, Chicago cops, local news confirming vote flipping. vote@infowars.com to notify of election fraud/tips, classic bullying, FBI is reopening Clinton investigation, they are eliminating the broadcasting spectrums, there won't be analog anymore, war against the media.

Third Hour - Trump on FBI investigation (full speech), Robby Mook deletes twitter history, Roger Stone: The FBI under such heavy pressure from the citizens that clinton baggage is too great, Toss-up states but Trump's building more momentum, history and coverups by Clinton, 'This is Epic', The sum total of leaks and information, the old media is losing power rapidly, extreme censorship. 2006 Hillary proposes rigging Palestine election, Trump signs 30:1 in PA.

Fourth Hour - Pure Tyranny repackaged as trendy Hillary's ad to '<i>draft our daughters</i>' getting backlash, News media doesn't care anymore Russia kicked off UN human rights, but Saudi Arabia is re-elected (<i>how does that work?</i>), Creepy Biden on Trump's Behavior, FBI investigation re-opening, Mook deleted all his tweets, boiling point has been reached in this country, the bigger names not saying anything to avoid backlash, Johnson &amp; Johnson loses baby powder cancer case, ISIS murders hundreds of civilians while it defends/holds Mosul, ex-Putin adviser dead in WashingtonDC hotel as '<i>accident</i>' (with blunt force trauma), and interplay.
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BOOKS

1. The Yellow River by I.P. Daily

2. The Numbers Game by Cal Q. Later

3. Under the Bleachers by Seymour Butts

4. Rusty Bed Springs by I.P. Freeley

5. Twenty Yards to the Outhouse by Willie Makit, illustrated by Betty Wont and published by Andy Dint

6. Spots on the Wall by Hugh Flung Poo

7. Falling Off a Cliff by Eileen Dover

8. The Complete Proctologist's Handbook by Ben Dover

9. The Joys of Drinking by Al Coholic

10. My Life with Igor by Frank N. Stein

11. Supporting Athletes by Jacques Strappe

12. Things That Itch by Mike Rotch

13. I Was Prepared by Justin Case

14. Green Spots on the Wall by Picken and Flicken

15. Small Treasures in the Toilet Bowl by I.P. Nickels

16. What Makes a Good Thief by Ian Yerhous

17. Waiting in Line for the Bathroom by Ivana Tinkle

18. Practical proctology by Bea Hind

19. The future of robotics by Cy Borg and Anne Droid

20. What to do if you're in a car accident by Rhea Ender

21. How Things Work by Wyatt Dunne

22. Breathing Lessons by Hal E. Tosis

23. Why Should I Walk? by Iona Carr

24. Deep in Debt by Owen A. Lott

25. The Most and the Least by Maxi & Minnie Mum

26. Taking a Test by B.A. Wiseman

27. The Sun by Sol Ar

28. Pie by Don Cherry

29. Blazing! by Lotta Heat

30. Computer Memory by Meg A. Byte

31. Gotta Go by C. U. Later

32. How to Serve Your Fellow Man by The Cannibals

33. Can't Go There by Hans Off

34. Card Suits by Di A. Mond

35. Checking Your Homework by R.U. Wright

36. The Membership List by Ross Terr

37. Manwich by "Slop" E. Joe

38. The Giant Clock Tower by "Big" Ben

39. All About Flowers by Chris Anthymum

40. Short Shorts by Daisy Duke

41. Boy Scout Brigade by Pat Troll

42. The Lost Scout by Werram Eye

43. Al Gore: The Wild Years

44. Amelia Earhart's Guide to the Pacific Ocean

45. America's Most Popular Lawyers

46. Career Opportunities for History Majors

47. Detroit - A Travel Guide

48. Different Ways to Spell "Bob"

49. Dr. Kevorkian's Collection of Motivational Speeches

50. Easy UNIX

51. Ethiopian Tips on World Dominance

52. Everything Men Know About Women

53. Everything Women Know About Men

54. French Hospitality

55. George Foreman's Big Book of Baby Names

56. How to Sustain a Solo Musical Career by Art Garfunkel

57. Mike Tyson's Guide to Dating Etiquette

58. One Hundred and One Spotted Owl Recipes by the EPA

59. Staple Your Way to Success

60. The Amish Phone Book

61. The Engineer's Guide to Fashion

62. Things I Wouldn't Do for Money by Dennis Rodman

63. Human Rights Advances in China

64. The Differences Between Reality and Dilbert

65. The Book of Virtue by Bill Clinton

66. Famous Italian War Heroes

67. My Life's Memories by Ronald Reagan

68. Things I Can't Afford by Bill Gates

69. Things I Love About Bill by Hillary Clinton

70. How to Get to the Superbowl by Dan Marino

71. All the Satisfied Windows Users

72. Usages for Plutonium in the kitchen

73. Feminists Men Want to Marry

74. How to Choose the Best Lace Doily for Any Occasion by Arnold Schwarzenegger

75. Attractive Floral Arrangements by Sean Connery

76. How to Make Bush Smart by Uca Ant

77. The Day Hitler Ruined My Barmitsva by Ima Jew

78. Three Hundred And Twelve Ways To Die By Household Appliance by Sue I. Cide

79. The Day I Took Mr. Winky and Threw Him In A Sewer by L. Bobbit

80. Household Book of Tools by M.C. Hammer

81. How to Project Your Voice by Milli Vanilli

82. Fly Fishing by J.R. Hartley

83. Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, "Special People" are from ?

84. How to deal with bankruptcy by Bill Gates

85. How to Love Everyone by Adolf Hitler

86. How to be a Kamikaze Pilot by Osama Bin Laden

87. Late for Work by Dr. Wages

88. Kitty's Revenge by Claude Balls

89. Brown Streaks Across the Desert by Who Flung Dung

90. Ten Years in the Bathtub by Rink Lee Prune

91. Antlers in the Tree Top by Hugh Goostamooce

92. The Rolling Hills of Iowa

93. Tiger in the Bathroom by Heidi Ingthe Tub

94. How to Eat Cereal by Poor A. Bowl

95. Smelly Stuff by Anita Bath

96. Being Lonely by Shenita Mann.

97. Technology in the 21st century by Rob Ott

98. A Hitchiker's Guide To Not Getting Killed by Ren Tacar

99. Things Women Can't Do by B. A. Mann

100. Gotta Go To The Bathroom by Think L. Maket, Illustrated by Betty Went, Published by Doris Laukt

101. The Art of Being of Discreet by Anonymous

102. What Happens When You Light A Fart by Hugh Gexplo Zhun

103. Bubbles in the Bath by Ivor Windybottom

104. Can't Sit Still by Ivan Auflitch

105. Microsoft Business Practices by Eve Hill

106. I Must Go Again by D. I. Aria

107. Interesting Places Around The World by Ben There & Don That

108. Pop Goes the Hamster and Other Great Microwave Games

109. How to Win in the Stock Market by Martha Stewart

110. The Importance of Telling the Truth by Bill Clinton

111. The Incompetent Bullfighter

112. Paris Monuments by I. Phil Taurer

113. Text Editing by E. Max and Vi

114. The Sheets Are Wet by I.P. Nightly

115. The Bearded Chinaman by Harry Chin

116. How to Exercise by Eileen and Ben Dover

117. Magical Bed Wettings by Peter Pants

118. A Devoted Husband by Bill Clinton

119. 100 ways to Diet by I. M. Hungry

120. One Wife is Best by Henry VIII

121. 101 Things to do on a Sunny Day in England

122. Getting Fired by Anita Job

123. Great Resturants by Bo Leamick

124. How to Remember Your Lines by Charlie Chaplin

125. Idiot's Guide to Babysitting by Fruit Juice

126. Crossing a Man with a Duck by Willie Waddle

127. A Sailor's Adventure by Ron A. Ground

128. Green Vegetables by Brock Ali

129. Never Shave Again by Harry Pitts

130. Long Walk Home by Miss. D. Bus

131. Sitting on the Beach by Sandy Cheeks

132. Window Coverings by Kurt and Rod

133. Wheels in China by Rick Shaw

134. How To Dance by Sheik Yerbouti

135. Something Smells by I. Ben Pharting

136. I.Q. Competitions by Samar T. Pants

137. The Secret of Touching Your Toes by Ben Dover

138. The View of the Skyline by Bill Ding

139. My Life as a Gas Station Attendant by Phil R. Awp

140. What Evita Left Behind by Oliver Shoes

141. Embarassing Missing Items by Bikin E. Bottoms

142. How to Manage Your Company's Finances by Enron

143. Your Private Life Makes National News by Holly Wood

144. Hot Wiring by Nick Carrs & Joy Ryder

145. Easy Money by Robyn Banks

146. The Sedan Chair by Carrie Walker

147. The Science of Optometry by Seymour Clearly

148. The last supper by M. T. Potts.

149. How to Destroy Buildings by Dyna Might

150. Beauty Secrets by Janet Reno

151. Things I Love About Bill by Hillary Clinton

152. My Life's Memories by Ronald Reagan

153. Things I Can't Afford by Bill Gates

154. The Wild Years by Al Gore

155. America's most Popular Lawyers

156. Detroit - A Travel Guide

157. Dr. Kevorkian's Collection of Motivational Speeches

158. Everything Men Know About Women

159. Everything Women Know About Men

160. All the Men I've Loved Before by Ellen Degeneres

161. Mike Tyson's Guide to Dating Etiquette

162. Spotted Owl Recipes by the Sierra Club

163. My Plan to Find the Real Killers by O. J. Simpson

164. My Book of Morals by Bill Clinton

165. Transportation in the Middle Ages Orson Cart

166. Growing up in the Balkans by Hugo Slavia

167. The Outboard Motor Died by Rhoda Shaw

168. Answering the Questions of the Universe by Howard I. Know

169. Our Son, Russell, the Chef by Mr. & Mrs. Upsumgrub

170. How to Write a Mystery Novel by Paige Turner

171. The Great English Breakfast by Chris P. Bacon

172. Vacation Spots in the Tropics by Sandy Beech

173. What Old Cars Have by Rust E. Paint

174. Drops on the Toilet Seat by I.P. Skew

175. Weak Bladder by I.P. Often

176. Torn Fingernails by I. Bightem

177. The Great Missile Barrage, by Lonch M. Awl

178. Tight Situation by Leah Tard

179. Crack in the Sidewalk by Bobby Tript

180. The Old Bell Tower by Rusty Bell

181. Tiger On the Loose By Claude Balls

182. Meeting in France by Ron DeVous

183. A Trip to the Dentist by Lord Howard Hurts

184. Dentist Appointment by Too Thurtee

185. So Thirsty by Phillip A. Jug

186. Carnival Rides by Ivana Herl

187. Trails in the Sand by Peter Dragon

188. Swimming in the Ocean by C. Lyons

189. Walking Tall by G. Raffe

190. Never Forget by L. E. Phunt

191. Uninteresting Tales by I. M. Yawning

192. All About Fences by Barb Wyer

193. In the Men's Room by R. U. Dunn

194. The Russian Butcher by Iva Katchalimoff

195. Farting Habits by L. Edder Wrip

196. What's That Smell? by Justice Phards

197. Hole in the Mattress by Mr. Completely

198. Big Waves by Sue Nami

199. Eating Out With Senior Citizens by Toochi P. Toupee

200. Out the Window by Hugo Furst

201. Yellow Spots on the Rug by G.I.P.

202. Stinky Shoes, a Mystery by Hugh Stephen Poo

203. Knocked in the Head by I. C. Starrs

204. Yellow Sky by Pierre

205. Bloody Stubbs by Rusty Zipper

206. The First Thanksgiving by Ima Pilgrim

207. Where's Grandma's Purse by Robin Nana

208. I'm Not Sober by Ivan Drinkon

209. Saving Peaches by Mason Jar

210. Looking Out Windows by Seymour Treese

211. Full Bladder by Betty Wiz

212. Lullaby by Sarah Nade

213. Where's My Stuff by I. Ben Robbed

214. Falling Down by Ima Drunk

215. Working With Plumbers by Seymour Crack

216. Desert Crossing by I. Rhoda Kamel

217. I Wrote a Book by Talmee Moar

218. Talking to Dentists by Phil McCavity

219. Car Rental by Naomo R. Woking

220. Not Going To Do It by Ida Wanna

221. The Lion's Revenge by Claude Phays

222. Complete Guide to Prenatal Care by I. M. Leight

223. I Know What You're Thinking by Clair Voyant

224. Over the Cliff by Hugo Furst

225. Red River by I.P. Strange

226. Overpopulation in Hawaii by Kimona Wanalaya

227. Relive Aunt Edna's Oriential Cooking by Chu Sum Pu

228. Making Jugs by Clay Potter

229. The Bartender's Manual by Phyllis Glass

230. The Open Comono by Seymore Thanewant

231. The Broken Bra Strap by Wun Hung Lo

232. How To Be a Butler by Ansel Theodore
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tinyE: BOOKS

1. The Yellow River by I.P. Daily

2. The Numbers Game by Cal Q. Later

3. Under the Bleachers by Seymour Butts

4. Rusty Bed Springs by I.P. Freeley

5. Twenty Yards to the Outhouse by Willie Makit, illustrated by Betty Wont and published by Andy Dint
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tinyE: fix, a rig, or a conspiracy, it's karma
You were saying?
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Ways to describe the OP:

1. Not the brightest light in the harbor.

2. The light's on but no one's home.

3. Not the brightest bulb in the box.

4. A few screws short of a hardware store.

5. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

6. A few cards short of a deck.

7. A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

8. About as sharp as a marble.

9. Only has one oar in the water.

10. Smart as a bag of rocks.

11. A burger short of a combo meal.

12. The elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.

13. A few peas short of a casserole.

14. A few keys short of a keyboard.

15. Not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.

16. The gates are down and the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

17. As smart as a stick.

18. Fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

19. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

20. Has an IQ of room temperature.

21. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

22. Not the brightest crayon in the box.

23. One twist short of a slinky.

24. Sharp as a sack of wet mice.

25. More numb than a frozen mukluk.

26. Not the sharpest crayon in the box

27. Not the sharpest tool in the shed

28. They are depriving some village of its idiot.

29. A few threads short of a sweater.

30. A few sandwiches short of a picnic.

31. Driveway doesn't quite reach the road.

32. The battery is not fully charged.

33. About as sharp as a bowling ball.

34. Dumber than a bag of hammers.

35. Two bricks short of a load.

36. A few clowns short of a circus.

37. A few beers short of a six-pack.

38. Dumber than a box of hair.

39. A few tacos short of a fiesta platter.

40. All foam no beer.

41. As smart as bait.

42. Chimney's clogged.

43. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.

44. Forgot to pay his brain bill.

45. The antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.

46. His belt doesn't go through all the loops.

47. Another brain would be lonely.

48. Missing a few buttons on his remote control.

49. No grain in the silo.

50. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

51. Receiver is off the hook.

52. Has a leak in the skylight.

53. Too much yardage between the goal posts.

54. Dumb as a donkey.

55. Not all the soldiers are marching in line.

56. Dumber than paint.

57. Half a bubble off plumb.

58. A few fruit loops shy of a full bowl.

59. Donated his brain to science before he was done with it.

60. A few shades beyond blonde.

61. Has to take turns for the family brain-cell.

62. A few watts short of a light bulb.

63. Dumb as a stump.

64. Running on 3 cylinders.

65. A few Bradys short of a bunch.

66. Has the parachute but is missing the ripcord.

67. Would lose a debate with a doorknob.

68. Has an IQ lower than plant life.

69. All telephone, no receiver.

70. One ski short of a snowmobile.

71. Wouldn't know if they were on foot or horseback.

72. The logs are ablaze but the chimney is clogged.

73. Eats soup with a fork.

74. The wheel is spinning but the hamster fell off (or is dead).

75. The cheese slid off his cracker.

76. The engine is running but nobody is behind the wheel.

77. A few fuses short of a full circuit.

78. A tire short of an eighteen wheeler.

79. Doesn't have all the chairs at the table.

80. Dumber than a bag of rocks.

81. A shining example of why you should avoid inbreeding.

82. A few pecans short of a fruitcake.

83. As fruity as a bag of Skittles™

84. Would argue with a signpost.

85. If you gave them a penny for their thoughts, you'd get change.

86. Dumb as a salt shaker.

87. Has a mind like a steel trap: rusty and illegal in 37 states.

88. Knitting with only one needle.

89. The result of too much chlorine in the gene pool.

90. Not the brightest bulb in the chandalier.

91. Not the quickest bunny in the forest.

92. The hard drive is spinning but the OS hasn't been installed.

93. Not exactly running on all thrusters.

94. A few toppings short of a Deluxe Pizza.

95. A few burgers short of a barbecue.

96. A few roos loose in the top paddock.

97. The wind is blowing but nothing is moving.

98. The umbrella is up but there's no rain.

99. A few colors short of a rainbow.

100. As bright as a lamp in Aladdin's cave.

101. The boat doesn't have all the oars in the water.

102. A few boats short of a fleet.

103. A monosynaptic cretin (Don't understand it? 'nuff said)

104. A few noodles short of a chow mein.

105. A few bristles short of a broom.

106. A few snags short of a barbie.

107. Doesn't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt.

108. Hasn't seen the ball since kickoff.

109. The relative IQ of a deck chair.

110. A poster child for birth control.

111. A few players short of a team.

112. Couldn't hit the floor if he fell on it.

113. A few sheep short of a flock.

114. If you stand close enough to them you can hear the sea.

115. They have an IQ lower than their shoe size.

116. A few gunmen short of a posse.

117. As sharp as a pound of wet liver.

118. Not the quickest horse in the stable.

119. Has a full six-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy that holds them all together.

120. Most people drink from the fountain of knowledge, they only gargled.

121. Not the fastest ship in the fleet.

122. Ten cents short of a dollar.

123. A few boxes short of a pallet.

124. A few grams short of a pound.

125. Shipped but not delivered.

126. A few springs short of a watch.

127. A few bits short of a byte.

128. Only has half a cord in the woodshed.

129. The elevator goes to the top but the doors don't open.

130. A cup and a saucer short of a place setting.

131. If their nose was on upside down they'd drown in the rain.

132. Three ice bricks shy of an igloo.

133. A few marshmallows short of a bowl of Lucky Charms.

134. A few bales short of a wagon load.

135. Couldn't find their way out of a paper bag.

136. A few needles short of a sewing kit.

137. One IQ point above brain death.

138. Any slower and he'd need to be watered once a week.

139. Playing hockey with a warped puck.

140. All booster, no payload.

141. Has some lug nuts rattling in the hubcaps.

142. Nice house, not much furniture.

143. Was hiding behind the door when they passed out brains.

144. One board member short of a quorum.

145. Batteries not included.

146. Lost contact with the mothership.

147. A few cracker jacks short of a full box.

148. A few yards short of a touchdown.

149. Not the sharpest pitchfork in the barn.

150. A few cowboys short of a rodeo.

151. He's got a bow but no arrows.

152. A couple pineapples shy of a luau.

153. A few roots shy of an apple tree.

154. The phone's on but there's no reception.

155. If brains were dynamite, they couldn't blow their hat off.

156. If brains were dynamite, they wouldn't have enough to blow their nose.

157. A quick as a snail crossing super-glue.

158. If brains were webbing, they couldn't put a set of gaiters on a sparrow.

159. His corn bread isn't done in the middle.

160. A few leftovers short of a bread pudding.

161. Not singing from the same hymn sheet.

162. Not wrapped too tight.

163. Not all the dots are on the dice.

164. Have had more meaningful conversations with a brick wall.

165. A few plums short of a pie

166. Ran out of gas before their car.

167. Nice cage, but no bird

168. Left the scene before his body.

169. A few dollars short of a paycheck

170. That bats are out of the bellfry.

171. Has a 4-wheel drive but only three are spinning.

172. A few Prozac short of a prescription.

173. Can't find their butt with two hands and a road map.

174. A couple shakes short of a sauce bottle.

175. A few people short of a party.

176. A pinky shy of a hand.

177. A few leaves short of a bush.

178. Not the tallest tree in the forest.

179. Numb as a hake.

180. Not the fastest car on the track.

181. Couldn't hit a target with an atomic bomb.

182. The laptop's on but there's no internet connection.

183. Not the crunchiest chip in the bag.

184. If they had a brain they'd be on the floor playing with it.

185. One slice shy of a loaf.

186. Out in left field without a catchers mitt.

187. A few megabytes short of a gig.

188. A few electrons short of an isotope.

189. A few grapes short of a fruit salad.

190. If he went any slower he'd have to speed up to stop.

191. Candy bowl not quite full.

192. Fiddle's not in tune.

193. If brains were electricity, they wouldn't have enough to light a firefly.

194. Their dipstick doesn't reach the oil.

195. A few feathers short of a duck.

196. They aren't the most absorbent sponge in the sink.

197. Their dog teaches them new tricks.

198. A few whiskers short of a kitten.

199. The bicycle works but the training wheels wobble.

200. The army invades but they're full of beans.

201. Is a lost ball in high weeds.

202. The pilot light has gone out.

203. Running a quart low.

204. Brother was an only child.

205. Biscuits aren't quite baked.

206. Have too many moving parts and only one string.

207. Conducting without an orchestra.

208. An open book but the pages are blank.

209. Has one wheel in the sand.

210. Not the crispest shirt in the closet. (used in The Persuader by Lee Child)

211. The phone's connected but there's no dial tone.

212. Would change a tire in the fast lane.

213. As sharp as a mashed potato.

214. Hit bottom and kept digging.

215. An olive short of a martini.

216. No seeds in their pumpkin.

217. $HOME=/dev/null

218. Slow as a slug on dope.

219. A few carrots short of a carrot cake.

220. Not rowing with both oars.

221. Has a mind like steel...wool.

222. Tuppence short of a bob.

223. Not the sharpest cheese in the bin.

224. A few atoms short of critical mass.

225. Not the brightest button in the blouse.

226. The upstairs telephone line's been disconnected.

227. So dense, light bends around them.
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tinyE: The Yellow River by I.P. Daily
That's wrong, it was actually by I.P. Freely.
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rtcvb32: This is a handful of people annoyed at me for doing exactly what I said I would do.
You went to a lot of trouble with those pics.

Could you please do a correlation of mine, kind of like a Best of Kleetus display?
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Kleetus: You went to a lot of trouble with those pics.

Could you please do a correlation of mine, kind of like a Best of Kleetus display?
Were there more hours in the day and my mouse not acting up, I might consider it. But with 23 pages to go back through (at 50 posts or so per page, although I'd guess it's closer to 50 pages at 25 per) that would be a lot to go through. Plus I don't know what would qualify as 'best of'.
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rtcvb32: I don't know what would qualify as 'best of'.
I understand, all my posts are quality, it would be difficult choosing which ones.