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Good night everyone, see you all tomorrow.

Tomorrow, tomorrow, I'll love you all, tomorrow.
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rtcvb32: Iraqi raped 10yo boy which got overturned because he had a 'sexual emergency'.
The first part is sadly true, that was last year. And the culprit claimed it was a "sexual emergency" indeed. However, (1) the ridiculous idea that this was the reason they will now have to repeat the trial and (2) the insinuation that the repetition would be in any way to the advantage of the defendant – who will remain incarcerated until the new trial begins in 2017 – is indefensible nazi garbage and I would indeed demand you stop spreading this without any fact-checking, because you are becoming complicit in nazi propaganda, however Emob78 sheds his verbal tears about your infringed freeze peach rights.
There is nothing on this earth sexier, believe me, gentlemen, than a woman you have to salute in the morning. Promote 'em all, I say, because this is true – if you haven't gotten a blowjob from a superior officer, well, you're just letting the best in life pass you by. 'Course, my problem is, I'm a colonel, so I guess I'll just have to keep taking cold showers until they elect some gal president.
Let's hope Jack finally gets lucky.
Wer eine Bratwurst brät, hat ein Bratwurstbratgerät.

Wer ein Bratwurstbratgerät zersägt, hat ein Bratwurstbratgerätzersäggerät.

Wer ein Bratwurstbratgerätzersäggerät zerlegt, hat ein Bratwurstbratgerätzersäggerätzerleggerät.

Wer ein Bratwurstbratgerätzersäggerätzerleggerät aufhebt, hat ein Bratwurstbratgerätzersäggerätzerleggerätaufhebgerät.

Wer ein Bratwurstbratgerätzersäggerätzerleggerätaufhebgerät begräbt, hat ein Bratwurstbratgerätzersäggerätzerleggerätaufhebgerätgrabgerät.

Wer sein Bratwurstbratgerätzersäggerätzerleggerätaufhebgerätgrabgerät verlegt, hat einen Knall.
Post edited October 25, 2016 by jamyskis
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Vainamoinen: I would indeed demand you stop spreading this without any fact-checking, because you are becoming complicit in nazi propaganda,
If I wrote the summary wrong I can fix it. However the fact it still happened is disturbing.

To note in the morning I probably open 40 something articles and queue them up to read, then get busy for 8-10 hours before finally getting a chance to read the articles. That article was one of them I hadn't yet read, just so much to try and keep up with.
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rtcvb32: Tyranny, delusion, cowards. Committed to evil.
Calm down. It's not out yet. And I'm not too keen on the timer.
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Bumping for the love.
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jamyskis: .
Ich bin ein Berliner.
Nope, sorry, that in his avatar isn't a "Berliner" (which is a bit like a doughnut but without the hole, filled with jam and covered with powdered sugar), it's actually "Leberkäs" (i.e. finely ground pork, bacon, onions and corned beef, baked as a loaf just like you would bake bread), here portrayed in a wheat flour roll as a serving suggestion. I assume you would resemble neither, just like JFK did.

God, the fun we had with that quote.
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Vainamoinen: Nope, sorry, that in his avatar isn't a "Berliner" (which is a bit like a doughnut but without the hole, filled with jam and covered with powdered sugar), it's actually "Leberkäs" (i.e. finely ground pork, bacon, onions and corned beef, baked as a loaf just like you would bake bread), here portrayed in a wheat flour roll as a serving suggestion. I assume you would resemble neither, just like JFK did.
Donuts... I'm suddenly reminded of Pokemon with their english translation...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWgxH2KG4ts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS86Zi9wy1w
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tinyE: .
Just saw your latest tweet, you Tweeter, you.
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PALINDROMES!

1. Naomi, sex at noon taxes. I moan.

2. Never odd or even.

3. A man, a plan, a canal, Panama.

4. Madam, I'm Adam.

5. Sit on a potato pan, Otis.

6. Sit on Otis.

7. Go Hang a Salami, I'm a Lasagna Hog!

8. Too Hot to Hoot

9. Was it a bat I saw?

10. Some men interpret nine memos.

11. Norma is as selfless as I am, Ron.

12. Lee had a heel.

13. I saw desserts; I'd no lemons; alas, no melon. Distressed was I.

14. I was now won, saw I

15. God met I, NIN item dog

16. Bob

17. Saippuakauppias

18. Mom

19. Dad

20. Hannah

21. Otto

22. So many dynamos

23. Enid and Edna dine

24. "Reviled did I live," said I, as evil I did deliver

25. Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era?

26. 10/02/2001

27. Pam loots a stool map

28. Satan oscillate my metallic sonatas

29. Abba

30. 10/11/01

31. Radar

32. Kayak

33. Nurses run

34. Rotator

35. Live was i ere i saw evil

36. Yo banana boy

37. "Not for Cecil?" asks Alice Crofton.

38. Now do I repay a period won.

39. Selim's tired; no wonder, it's Miles.

40. He was as a saw, eh?

41. Eva, can I stab bats in a cave?

42. "Do nine men interpret?" "Nine men," I nod.

43. 10/22/01

44. Able was I, ere, I saw Elba

45. Level

46. Toot

47. Did

48. Redivider

49. Word row

50. Swap God for a janitor, rot in a jar of dog paws.

51. Wo, Nemo, toss a lasso to me now!

52. Ten animals slam in a net

53. Go dog

54. Sums are not set as a test on Erasmus.

55. Did I, debating, Nita dating, Nita bed? I did.

56. Tons forever of snot!

57. Natasha lived as a devil. Ah, Satan!

58. Devil lived

59. To rococo rot

60. Rise to vote, sir

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62. Stats

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64. Noon

65. Boob

66. Wow

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68. Dr. Awkward

69. Oh poop ho!

70. Neil, an alien

71. Racecar

72. Was it a cat I saw?

73. Do geese see God?

74. Emily's Sassy Lime

75. 2/02/02

76. Kayak

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78. Rats live on no evil star

79. Oh no! Don Ho!

80. Smart trams

81. SPAM maps

82. Name no one man

83. Anne, I vote more cars race Rome to Vienna

84. Paget saw an Irish tooth, Sir, in a waste gap

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89. Did I strap red nude, red rump, also slap murdered underparts? I did!

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92. Garret, I ogle. Enemy democrats party; trap star comedy men, eel goiter rag.

93. Lived on Decaf, Faced no Devil

94. Evil olive.

95. Tar rat

96. Star rats

97. Yo bro, free beer for boy

98. I roamed under it as a tired, nude Maori

99. Cigar? Toss it in a can. It is so tragic

100. 20:02 20/02 2002

101. Was it a car or a cat I saw?

102. Liam and Edna mail.

103. 111,111,111 * 111,111,111 = 12345678987654321

104. A slut nixes sex in Tulsa.

105. Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog.

106. I'm a lasagna ham, ma hang a salami.

107. Noise: Lenin is an asinine lesion.

108. Sinatra tall a Tartan is.

109. Ma's made la cheese, eh Cal, Edam, Sam?

110. Animals are all in a vanilla era's lamina.

111. Lay a wallaby baby ball away, Al.

112. A new order began, a more Roman age bred Rowena.

113. A dog, a plan, a canal: pagoda

114. A dog, a panic in a pagoda

115. Tara Lee has a lad; alas, a heel, a rat.

116. Dana did an ad.

117. A hero, glad Al Gore. Ha!

118. Keep eels asleep. Eek!

119. A toyota.

120. A toyota's a toyota.

121. A Toyota Mom, a Toyota!

122. Star comedy by democrats.

123. Golf? No, sir. Prefer prison flog.

124. Step on no pets.

125. Dennis and Edna sinned.

126. A man, a plan, a cat, a ham, a yak, a yam, a hat, a canal - Panama.

127. No, Mel Gibson is a casino's big lemon.

128. God, a red nugget. A fat egg under a dog.

129. Live on time, emit no evil.

130. Dogma: I am God

131. Toronto, I riot! No rot! (Inspired by garbage strike in Toronto).

132. Llama mall.

133. Rot in a jar of pot no dumb mud on top for a janitor.

134. Now sir, a war is never even sir, a war is won.

135. No lemon, no melon

136. Flee to me, remote elf.

137. As I pee, sir, I see Pisa.

138. Did Bob poop? Bob did!

139. Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen sinned.

140. Bird rib

141. Drowsy sword

142. Pullup

143. Civic

144. Senile felines.

145. Step on no pets.

146. Mr. Owl ate my metal worm.

147. Poor Dan is in a droop.

148. No it is open on one position.

149. Lonely Tylenol.

150. I saw rail rats live on radar. No evil-star liar was I.

151. A Dan, a clan, a canal, Canada.

152. Yo basil is a boy.

153. Murder for a jar of red rum.

154. Race fast, safe car.

155. Too bat I hit a boot.

156. Warsaw was raw.

157. A santa at NASA.

158. I prefer PI.

159. Put Eliot's toilet up.

160. Was it Eliot's toilet I saw?

161. A man, apt as I am, guesses Seugma is at Panama

162. No, sir, away; a papaya war is on!

163. Aloha! Hola!

164. Lisa Bonet ate no basil

165. Not a banana baton

166. UFO tofu

167. Egad! No bondage!

168. Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo

169. Tulsa nightlife: filth, gin, a slut

170. A nut for a jar of tuna

171. Live dirt up a sidetrack carted is a putrid evil

172. Top spot

173. Lion oil

174. Party trap

175. Look ma, I won a Toyota. Now I am kool.

176. One pal, a jalapeno.

177. Drab Della, cosmic in ecstasy, sat scenic. I'm so-called bard.

178. Liam delivers Bobs reviled mail.
I have nothing funny to post so I'll just leave this video of Ben Affleck here.
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rtcvb32: To note in the morning I probably open 40 something articles and queue them up to read, then get busy for 8-10 hours before finally getting a chance to read the articles. That article was one of them I hadn't yet read, just so much to try and keep up with.
...so now you're admitting you post some of this stuff without even READING it first?!
That's a new low.
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rtcvb32: To note in the morning I probably open 40 something articles and queue them up to read, then get busy for 8-10 hours before finally getting a chance to read the articles. That article was one of them I hadn't yet read, just so much to try and keep up with.
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zeogold: ...so now you're admitting you post some of this stuff without even READING it first?!
Are you seriously surprised? :P
The mother fucker makes a thread about politics and doesn't vote and this shocks you? XD