those insults aren't even from the movie! :O

WTF!?

I don't know what hurts more when you open your mouth - the stench of your breath or the stupidity of your words.

Boy, you're about half as bright as a loaf of bread.

You're less interesting than CSPAN-3.

If you looked up "loser" in a dictionary... you'd have no idea what it said because dictionaries aren't picture books.

That's all I got. I'm tired. :/ If you're not suitably hurt by my vicious personal attacks, just substitute some of your own until you're incensed.

Neither is this one: You have mad cow disease on a subatomic level.

You walk like a ruptured duck!

(that is from a movie at least)

You need to practice. Here's one:

You're so stupid you spent an hour staring at a carton of orange juice because it said 'concentrate'.

We should never forget that communists murdered more than 100 million in the 20th century. Let's not allow them to do the same (or worse) in the 21th century.

and there it went :P

someone note the time of death.

I'm going to go play some Terraria. :D

In my defense, that font was hella hard to read.

There you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmYSNDr84M4