Cyraxpt: Uhm... It doesn't matter, it was an insomnia sale as this one, if you bought something from there then you already lost the virginity, same way that you had amazing sex (for the first time) last year with someone hot and now there's this uninteresting person in front of you that you can possibly have sex with.
Anyway it was a joke.
Sorry for not putting the :P smiley at the end of the "half-virginity" part of my answer then (I thought to do so for a bit while writing it, but then thought that if I did so, the whole post might be taken too lightly).
As for the hypothetical sex situation, I haven't had anything like that happen to me, but I can still imagine the situation of course so I get your point, irrelevant of not having experienced anything of the sort myself. So yeah, this year's sale hasn't charmed me/drawn me in as the last one did. Guess my wallet's saved though so it's not too bad...
So tl;dr Just to be clear, a better expression would be that I've abstained from close contact (of any nature) with this current sale.