Did you just assume my withdrawal?
For your willy, yes

For mine? No.

I'm sure the children's pocket size ones will do.

I'm tired. And Linko's absence is unsettling. I'm all for trans rights and for transphobic jerks being punched on the nose, but if gog actually loses Linko (and his moderation) because of that tweet, it will really be sad, and way more ridiculous than the frontpage.

Lool

Well this is certaintely turning out to be one of the better threads, almost like some people still like jokes xD

Will it be large enough to wipe away my tears?

Please don't talk about his willy in the context of things in children's pockets.
That depends, are they willy sized tears?

I really wasn't going to go for that, but now you started, wouldn't that be the priest line of tissues?

Anyways, willy the hamster I have often gets a bit wet after brushing against the water fountain so am just making sure the tissues are the right size for wiping him off. Maybe you confused him with my one eyed trouser snake?

You may want to take that up with the people that were very adamant about getting Linko fired over this tweet. Especially the fine folks over at ResetEra (some of whom helped doxx Linko) or that company who demanded that gog pull their shitty movies "until such time as your social media manager has been fired" (literal quote from their correspondence with gog).

Go ahead, I dare you to register on ResetEra and tell them that you're all for trans rights and for transphobic jerks being punched on the nose, but Linko's a good boy who did nothing wrong and he doesn't deserve to get fired over this. I can tell you how that will work out: they'll fucking BAN you, instantly. They'll call you a transphobe or a transphobia apologist or a bigot before they kick you out the door.

Your dad sounds like a terrible person & a great drinking buddy.

I don't know what that resetera is, and I really don't care about that little cartography of internet islands, tweeters, facebooks, influencers, youtube jerk A or youtube jerk B. So yeah, little chance that I go out of my way to pay attention to this or that protagonist of your perpetual cyberdramas. It's sad to see how much gog and its forumers do, though.

Beer is great. Cookies are fine. Together?

We can never be friends. My wishlist is pretty awesome, isn't it?

Ofc, i mean they are great on their own but together it's, it's unbelievable, forget all other fancy desserts and shit because beer and cookies are where it's at.

What do you think Stout is? It's beer made out of chocolate chip cookies. It's delicious.

While beer and cookies might be good, may I also suggest some similar tasty delights? Such as: milk and lemon juice, toothpaste and orange juice, chewing gum and peanuts, and pickles and Nutella.

beer... this is the right idea.