Why are drunk people open senseless topics?

Because they is sober through the other end of the telescope.

EDIT: add link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REilrEVVYIE

cause the pill popping ones can't use the keyboard while high

Yeah, screw those druggies. :/

I don't know how one could ever "solve" such a bet, but considering what I've seen drinking do to a person's ability to do things as basic as WALKING I'd wager the pill popping ones would probably run laps around the drunk ones on a keyboard.

Will this crazy rollercoaster of life never slow down?

I'm drinking NA beer and playing Loki.

Hmmm, doesn't have the same ring to it.

I'm drinking water and backing up save game files.

:(

What kind of cake? Is it good?

No matter her cakes, when you're drunk you'll screw up ;-P

Because we can? And because it's a Tuesday.

I win. And there's still a bit left in the bottle, so IO win twice. I'm the winningest winner ever!!

I feel good about myself. I feel pretty good anyway.

I like drink.

Drink is nice.

So are bannannannas. I can't remember how to stop spelling that word.

Hello eferybody peeps. (That only works if you're over 35 years old, it's funny then...

me too

Well I'm not drunk - but I'm having a drink... and eating a ploughmans lunch at midnight!

REBELLION!

that's one of my favorite things to eat.

now where is that damn cake thread?

Better to be drunk and eating your cake than being cake and eating your drunk.