Posted July 09, 2015
Zeppelin. I don't like heights at all, but the idea of living in a beer can hundreds of feet under the water makes me pee a little in fear.
Ok, you have your own castle to defend, but you can only have one of two options for defense. They are...
A catapult that launches rotting animal carcasses at the enemy.
Or...
A small platoon of fruit throwing monkeys (you could obviously replace the fruit with rocks or small flaming projectiles).
Ok, you have your own castle to defend, but you can only have one of two options for defense. They are...
A catapult that launches rotting animal carcasses at the enemy.
Or...
A small platoon of fruit throwing monkeys (you could obviously replace the fruit with rocks or small flaming projectiles).