Thanks, apehater. I'll be sure to bookmark this thread when I need it.

Kind of reminds me of a funny story. So this guy I know that leads Silva Mind Method seminars which involve a cross between self-hypnosis and visualization to program yourself subconsciously was telling this story about the founder conducting a large seminar in a hotel conference/ball room. It might have been a response to a participant's question: he taught a simple method to fix constipation. He walked the audience through it as they mirrored him at their seats. Afterwards, most of the audience had to clear out for a short break! :-D

Confucius says, "Man who is constipated does not give a crap."

Woohoo it worked!!! I'm uhhhh.... I'm gonna go change clothes now.

I was not suffering from constipation when I clicked this thread, now I've got diarrhoea. Thanks apehater!

If you suffer from both constipation & insomnia, do yourself a favor. Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time.

Don't worry guys&gals its only those who write in this thread that will suffer the reverse!

Edit: Oh shit!

No shit, Sherlock?

Actually confucius says "Man who fart in church sit in own pew".

"Man who stand on toilet seat high on pot."

"Man who not poop for many days must take care of back log."

''Newsflash''
''Man who passes enormous turd,calls it tinye''

"Man who mix viagra and laxative not know when coming or going"