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On the surface, Noita doesn’t look like much; it is, admittedly, a pixelart platformer with procedurally generated levels. And some may feel that GOG had been just a little too generous releasing those.

This is kinda why I wrote this post. It took a lot of time before I caved in and bought this game. I have been disappointed by roguelikes before, and while the pixel simulation thing is a nice gimmick, it didn’t look all that impressive. But after trying it out for a few hundreds hours I feel I can safely say that it is pretty fun, actually. So I want to try and explain why I love this game.

Noita boast that “every pixel is physically simulated”. Everything can be cut, burnt, frozen and eaten away by acid. Enemies can be cut to pieces and you can literarily bath in their blood. Or take a bath in pee, lava, acid, polymorphine and more; you can even bath in water. Or you can drink lava (pro-tip: Don’t!) Noita is pretty much the classic sandbox simulator with gameplay implemented, and some nifty behind-the-scene coding to make it run smooth. But it’s also much more.

With a lot of roguelikes, things begin to feel a bit samey after the 100+ run. Noita, though, is stacked with content; there are a regular army of enemies, truckloads of spells, an abundance of perks, and loads of secrets and strange areas to explore.

Also, you can engeneer your own attacks. Pretty much any weapon can be made, provided you found the right combination of spells, like a sniper wand, teleporting TNT or sparkbolts triggering loads of pollens with firetrails. Your wands are also affected by your various perks. This, combined with a fully destuctable sandbox world, makes the game feel fresh after numerous runs.

That's without mods, of course.

There is also something deeply engrossing about its world. The dark vipe and its inspiration from finnish folklore is just so far away from the more generic settings we’re used to in games. There’s a sense of wonder that makes it benefits greatly by not looking up info online, and just explore its eerie open world.
According to Berlin interpretation, you couldn't call it a roguelike. The term roguelite would be more fitting... :)

But I agree with every single word of what you posted anyway. Noita is a masterpiece.

Exploring the surface world, uncovering secrets, hidden locations and bosses or just finding new ways of dying while testing newfound spells... Noita provides endless fun for players who dig a little into it.
Great that you are enjoying the game and having fun, in the end that is what matters.

Haven't tried it myself but will keep an eye on it.
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KasperHviid: ...
Upvoted your message because it is always nice to hear recommendations for "unknown" games. So I wishlisted Noita for now.

Not sure if I will like it, but your description made it sound interesting. What makes me a bit hesitant is because I have some reservations for "roguelikes" or sandbox games. I guess I have an assumption some developers make their games such because they don't feel like or don't have resources to make a proper single-player campaign etc. for the game... but that is probably merely my prejudice.
Time to bring some extra noitawareness...

Hint #1: Don't do disgusting things. Or just do them, who cares anyway... :P
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NerdCubed playing Noita very badly:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE_zFHFvPI8
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imho it is one of the worst
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Lone_Scout: Time to bring some extra noitawareness...

Hint #1: Don't do disgusting things. Or just do them, who cares anyway... :P
What? Are excrements back in the game? I was always sorry I never saw the original version.
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Orkhepaj: imho it is one of the worst
Really? That's strange! I haven't experienced any other roguelike which still feel fresh after several hundreds hours.
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Lone_Scout: Time to bring some extra noitawareness...

Hint #1: Don't do disgusting things. Or just do them, who cares anyway... :P
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KasperHviid: What? Are excrements back in the game? I was always sorry I never saw the original version.
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Orkhepaj: imho it is one of the worst
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KasperHviid: Really? That's strange! I haven't experienced any other roguelike which still feel fresh after several hundreds hours.
well i've only played a half hour and didnt like it
does it have a story?
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Lone_Scout: Time to bring some extra noitawareness...

Hint #1: Don't do disgusting things. Or just do them, who cares anyway... :P
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KasperHviid: What? Are excrements back in the game? I was always sorry I never saw the original version.
I got them thanks to the Kakkakikkare (that took me a long time to actually get, btw... I had to get one of those hidden essences, and not one easy to find, and transform it through a essence eater)
Ye gods! That's far beyond my level!
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KasperHviid: Ye gods! That's far beyond my level!
The surface world (and also the underground) is full of interesting places and secrets... worth spending a hundred deaths in exploring it :)
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Lone_Scout: I got them thanks to the Kakkakikkare (that took me a long time to actually get, btw... I had to get one of those hidden essences, and not one easy to find, and transform it through a essence eater)
What the heck is that game?

"Kakkakikkare" is Finnish for a piece of turd, or something like that... What else is in that game, Perseöylätti and Kusimaakari?
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timppu: What the heck is that game?

"Kakkakikkare" is Finnish for a piece of turd, or something like that... What else is in that game, Perseöylätti and Kusimaakari?
This is Finnish game and all enemies names as well as some items are Finnish words. Yo can see them listed here:
https://noita.fandom.com/wiki/Enemies
https://noita.fandom.com/wiki/Items

Not that I know language so can't tell which are "funny".
Now that the discussion has moved there, I must advice against bathing in pee. As I recall, it makes you more at risk of critical hits.

Ye gods! I want to play this game so much, but I'm at Nightmare, my run has been good, and I don't want to spoil it by playing drunk.