Ladies and gentlemen, MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION! I give you

The Banning of TinyE: An Agony in Eight Threads

by yours truly.

*drags skimmie back into thread and staples him/her to the installation.*


*steps back and looks at work*


*paints skimmie green*


*steps back from work and declares with a sigh, "it is finished!"

I wonder if we should open support tickets? Even a community manager can be fired if enough problems occur.
I have little faith in GOG since their fake shutdown anyways (it's the reason I own a couple hundred games on Steam but not even a hundred on GOG)... & while tinyE's humor bugs sometimes warning him but not doing anything visibly about scammers & possibly individuals committing fraud is a joke.
I wonder if they realize they'd make more money by interfacing with the community better as well? Appealing to the customer is how you make money want-to-own-big-yatch-people. You need to listen to more of CBC's Under The Influence I guess.

superglues skimmie to button

WHY DO YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!?!?!?!?

*throws bucket of blue paint at chimple*

*presents blue-proof nipple clamp ensemble

Wait, how did I enter the "cave". I could have sworn I picked the door that said cheese. Damn it again!

puts cheese on fishing hook and casts out towards fox, "i need a new coat". *waits*

What makes you think there's not cheese in the "cave"? You just have to consider where the cheese comes from is all.

THE CHEESE IS A LIE

Madness is spreading. ...
Good, good ;p

watch who you be callin' mad, son. people 'round here don't take kindly to that *spits in spittoon*

naw, you gunna just flap them gums or you wanna help me fish for foxes? *hands Solei a pole*

Allrighty then.

*Heads over to the nearest pet shop for some flying foxes*

NO! The cheese is real! The space chimp told me so.

...when did this thread suddenly become the Hermit Cave?
Edit: Wait a second....did I just see a tinyE thread get derailed?