In chess, just when you are about to lose I found out that you can click Action, then Switch Sides. And ta-da! I. Must. Be. The. BEST. CHESS. PLAYER. EVER!!

EDIT: Nope. Still lost :(

Oh man, does this mean I have been writing that full walkthrough guide for chess in vain all these years? :(

I don't know I'm not a big fan of chess. It's so awfully black and white.

After that point you both fight for the action button?

My strategy was to always capture the king using my pawns, just to show the inherent flaws of a feudal class system. It only worked once so maybe fuedal castes were a better system than I give it credit for.

Unless you're playing against someone with a photographic memory you could always use the old "Oh noes, earthquake!" routine.

Play a real game! Play THUD!

Each game of chess
Means there's one less
Variation left to be played

Each day got through
Means one or two
Less mistakes
Remain to be made

You underestimate my power! I can make the same mistakes over and over! Soon, all my days will be one big mistake! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!






Wait...

How did you still lose, did you not think of swapping back again?

The winning strategy: When you're about to lose, pull out a piece and have them mark it zero.

It has its moments. Try putting God-mode cheat on one of your pawns and moving him to the middle of the enemy camp. Hilarious.

You gotta if it's a league game.

Now, play quantum chess.

Note to self: cancel trip to Vegas with ZFR.