Invent a new outrage so the sheeps can donate to my kickstarter / patreon....... Wait......

Flavored white chocolate, but with no sugar, no soy, and no cocoa butter.

I tried to do it, but it didn't work. Turns out there isn't much that has the consistency of cocoa butter besides partially hydrogenated oils.

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New idea:

Always let players customize their controls, hud, and skip cutscenes.
I had an idea for a laser toaster. That way you could toast any design you want.

Nevermind, just looked it up:
https://youtu.be/EMRGsDLMSu0

Product Name- Bros Coffee
Tag line- Coffee for Bros

Sales pitch to investors- Extremely cheap coffee marketed to guys at a ridiculous price. The packaging will consist of "manly or bro" things like pictures of men from the 1920's with long mustaches, lifting weights or the modern man assembling an IKEA furniture set. Of course once this product hits the shelfs and becomes popular there will be a back lash from women for being sexist but I have that covered because that is also part of the marketing strategy. Once that happens this company will issue an "apology" and two weeks later after a management "shake up" we will unleash....

Gals Coffee! Which will resemble the same packaging idea from Bros Coffee but for women. There by cornering the market for both bros and gals IRL, no more Starbucks vs Dunkin and how those two franchises show the economic disparate of there customer base. We will create a rift between the sexes and then rejoin them and afterwards they will forget about our competition.


Note- What do you guys think?

A device that helps you take your jigsaw puzzles apart so you don't harm any of the pieces and don't spend a bunch of time removing each individual piece, also ensuring that no two pieces are stuck together for the next time you open the box!

Shadow Warrior Deathmatch between GoG members and version of the game!

Vending machines that dispense vending machines. *Ok, I stole that from Mitch Hedberg.* Still, it's a great idea.

Trying to play EVE online. As in, right now. At this very second, with no preparations.

I bet they'd fly off in a lurch.
Last time you have the egg-nog here sir.

Maybe we should ask the government, because they are most talented at it.

How can government - and government workers - benefit from having to exist within a society of people who seem to be quite happy and at peace with each other?

On what grounds can the government say to the people, "You need more government. Give us more tax money."

Well, clearly, in such an idyllic society, it would be very difficult indeed to persuade the people to part with more of their own resources - acquired through their own labours - in order to fund 'more government'. To prosper the government developed outrage mechanics that are very effective in getting outrage money

When they have better armor and more guns... oh and all of our tax dollars they spent on the Bradley fighting vehicle. I hear those sheep specs cost a bit.

What do you expect from a government that shut down NASA space development while China has made anti satellite space weapons?

All to feed the Government that is made up of 20% of US population. And China did it with a quarter of US defense budget.

Probably because of Real Genius.

I think a certain 1980s pop producer is gonna take you for all you're worth on trademark and copyright infringement

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvQTTA9raJU

I think they'll probably be famous when there's less crotch-shots and better lyrics.

actually, they were incredibly famous, make a fuck-tonne of money, started certain fashions and...

One is now a rather well to do musician in his own right,
Another is a well to do actor (you will have seen him in many things - probably including him being the badaasss bad guy in blade 2),
and Craig... the only one that wasn't actually family... has managed the likes of Tina Turner.

So... little bit better than Mister Cool did!

For a late 80s manufactured pop band, they had some bollocks on them as people!