Humble: "So, this week I was thinking we could go to..."
Dev: "I have plans this week."
Humble: "... what?"
Dev: "I'm busy."
Humble: "You mean like, laundry and errands and stuff?"
Dev: "No."
Humble: "Then wha..."
*DING DONG*
Dev: "Come on in."
Gala: "Hey, are you ready to... oh."
Humble: "Gala, what are you doing here?"
Gala: "Hello Humble."
Humble: "What the hell is going on here?!"
Dev: "Would you wait for me in the car?"
Gala: "Sure, don't be long."
Humble: "What the hell is this Dev??"
Dev: "Look, we never said we were exclusive."
Humble: "I know I'm not much, but I thought we had something."
Dev: "I like you Humble, I do, but sometimes I want to get wild. Sometimes I want... more."
Humble: "So I'm not enough for you, is that it?"
Dev: "You used to give me so much Humble, but lately..."
Humble: "I can change! I can be exciting again!"
Dev: "Humble, I..."
Humble: "Oh I get it. I saw you eying his package. That's it, isn't it. Is his package bigger than mine? Is it?? How big is it Dev, tell me!!!"
Dev: "I have to go. Gala's taking me to a party. Hehe, you wouldn't BELIEVE what..."
Humble: "I don't want to know."
Dev: "I'll call you."
Humble: "I'll be waiting."