Are we sure that TinyE was 'born' in the traditional sense though? I wouldn't be surprised if he just popped into existence one day in a fountain of light and colour or, alternatively, if the earth itself split asunder and the bowels of hell spat him out because, frankly they'd had enough of him down there - I think we should check for the presence of a belly button and absence of filed down horn stumps, personally!
Happy anniversary of your first day on the planet as an independent organism, anyway, chap!