"Let 'er rip."

"C'est la vie !"

Here lies the remains of <new player>
Born 19xx Dead 20xx

Oh no, you died. Would you like to try again?
Yes [ ] No [X]

Always the one to make lots of typos and such; that last one was bad.

"How I wany my epitaph to read is irrelevant, because if my plans go well, when I go, we're all going"
~Linda Smith (RIP)

I was going to say I have no serious answer but this thread doesn't really merit serious so here's some stuff that hopefully makes one person laugh a little.

Here lies this guy: You thought you knew him

He died like he lived. Alone and full of pepperoni.

I'll be here all eternity. Remember to tip your reaper.

"Are YOU looking at ME?"

One of these:

- Hippity hoppity get off my property.
- Wake me up when Half-Life 3 is out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNjvGL_04qo

I am alive now and in a perfect, pure, and immortal body.
It all of you, existing in this world, who are bound in hell.
You all reside in a purgatory of your own intricate design.

Here lies Morolf, the lord of the Gog forum, and his faithful servants and retainers (that is all you other commenters) who willingly let themselves be sacrificed so they can continue to serve him in the afterlife.

An alternative version:

Here rests someone who waits for the day when vampyrism can be treated.

"See you real soon, kids!"

"Get off my lawn!"



"Currently playing Tomb Raider."

"Ha-ha, very funny. Now, let me out."

"Here lies GR...famed "internet troll" of the Gog Forums....he never scored(any Rep)"

Or maybe

Respawn in 3....2....*Blue screen*