Posted June 04, 2018
tinyE: Now if you'll excuse me, I need to finish off this bottle of Jack and go pick up my kids for nursery school.
I was *just* overhearing a (pretty bad) comic who was making jokes about drinking and talking to her doctor or sponsor or something. They were like "No, I've read those pamphlets I don't drink alone, that makes you an alcoholic... I wait until my kids get home from school." I feel like I was doing the dishes and it was on in the other room.