Want to make some funny jokes and stand-up based on your favorite GOG.com games? This is the page for you. Express your funny bone to the GOG.com community.

Here's an example based on Red Faction:

What would you call an FPS if Ultor Corporation focused on making sandwiches on Mars instead of mining?
Bread Faction.

An interesting opening, but I'm afraid this kind of humour is too niche.

I wanted to make a joke about Dizzy in Winter Wonderland not being here, but it snow yoke!

But would the Wizard approve of it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKIiUsbOO24

In all honesty, what I liked the most about this video is the fact that I AM 38 right now and I look AT LEAST 10 years younger than Dara O Briain in that video. :P

Talking about Mars... you know the name of the cleanup unit sent in after things went south?

BROOM.

How would someone like me know that as I went north.

I hear it's a pretty cool place...

Yeah, here we like hot games.

Like this?

Gets me all fired up, yeah. (Now where is that shotgun?)

Why does Minsc roll duct-tape over his pet hamster?

- So that it doesn't blow up in space.

Probably riding into the sunset...

Didja hear that a sequel is being released for Alan Wake's American Nightmare?

Yeah, it's called "American McGee's Alan Wake Nightmare".

OK, that was my lame attempt at humor. I'll just see myself out.

What is the most popular RPG among engineers?


The Switcher.