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WELCOME TO GOG MAFIA #81 - CONSPIRACY FROM HOME

Game has concluded. You can use this post to jump between the Daily Votecounts.

WORK WEEK 1:
Monday: The game started
Tuesday: yogsloth at L-5
Wednesday: Catventurer and supplementscene at L-4
Thursday: yogsloth and supplementscene at L-4
Friday: maxleod resigned

WORK WEEK 2:
Monday: trentonlf resigned
Tuesday: GamezRanker, yogsloth and Microfish at L-4
Wednesday: yogsloth and microfish at L-3
Thursday: yogsloth at L-2
Friday: yogsloth resigned

WORK WEEK 3:
Monday: Catventurer resigned
Tuesday: supplementscene at L-3
Wednesday: supplementscene at L-3
Thursday: supplementscene and joppo at L-3
Friday: Work week ended safely

WORK WEEK 4
Monday: Lifthrasil resigned.
Tuesday: No one is being voted.
Wednesday: No one is being voted.
Thursday: No one is being voted.
Friday: GamezRanker (MrKrabsWallet) has resigned and game is over.


Christmas votes (3): Catventurer, Lifthrasil, Microfish


Links:
- Mafia Scumchat
- Observer Thread
- Admin Thread
Post edited January 13, 2024 by PookaMustard
PARTICIPANTS:

01. Amanda Tyler ............. Atlo
02. Joey Rushmore ......... GamezRanker (MrKrabsWallet)
03. Natsuko Hanzou ........ joppo
04. Johan Barnabas ........ Catventurer
05. Nikolay Artur .............. supplementscene
06. Franco Tenorio .......... Microfish
07. Miriam Sabry ............. maxleod
08. Manny Anderson ....... yogsloth
09. Sam Michaels ........... Lifthrasil
10. Karen Conway .......... trentonlf

This is the rules post. TL;DR: You can't bet, you can't cryptoclaim, real-life > mafia, don't post unless your name is listed above, don't post if you're dead (except one bah post) or observing, read the freaking PMs before posting in the game, DO NOT EDIT YOUR POSTS, only the rules in this game applies, don't be a Stuart and get modkilled. Read the rules section at least once.

GOG Mafia General Rules (veterans know these):
- Cryptoclaiming is forbidden. In short, cryptoclaiming is having people claim in some sort of, preferably nearly unbreakable, code, which makes it all but impossible for the Mafia team to win.

- Betting among players is strictly forbidden.

- Real Life issues and situations should and will always take priority over what happens in the game. If a player presents a real life issue as a reason on why they need a bit more time or are temporarily unavailable to partake normally in the game that reason should be accepted and respected by everyone else (including the mod). Everyone should always treat real life problems/situations in a gentlemanly manner and never try to make accusations or gain leverage in the game based on that. If these issues become too overwhelming the incapacitated player should inform their mod and ask for a replacement as soon as possible or if they are unable to do so the mod should take steps in finding a replacement for them. Everyone should be playing the game for fun and treat each other with the necessary respect. Therefore we shall always assume that every real life reason for inefficient participation in the game is 100% real and has to be taken as such. We shall also count on everyone playing the game to show proper respect and sportsmanship to their fellow players and the mod by never abusing this "free pass". If someone is caught taking advantage of everyone's good will they will be immediately allowed to find another place to play forum mafia.
Game Rules:

1. PookaMustard is the moderator of the game. I like to give chances but please don't abuse it. If you personally harass or insult other players, or go against the spirit of the game, I WILL TAKE ACTION, and either warn you, punish you, or even modkill you. After all, we all want a fun game.

2. Mafia is a game of lying and deception. That means you can't take any player at their word during the game, with few exceptions (real life issues mostly).

3. During the work week (Day), you can vote a player by writing your vote on a new line, in all bold. For example, Vote zeogold. Same goes for unvoting, except you don’t need to write the name of the player, for example, Unvote. You also don’t need to unvote when changing your vote. If no majority is submitted before the end of the Day, no lynch happens. In case you deliberately want a no-lynch to happen anyway, you can always Vote no-lynch.

4. A player is immediately lynched once they receive the majority of votes. You cannot unvote to cancel the lynch. A lynch immediately starts the Twilight, which ends when the moderator announces the flip of the lynched player. The lynched player can still talk until the Phase ends. If no majority vote is achieved, the Twilight is automatically started at the end of the Day.

5. During the weekend (Night), any player actions available to you can be submitted to the moderator via PM, and nobody can talk in this thread. If an action is not submitted by the player, the moderator assumes that the action is "do nothing." (Pro-tip: don’t waste your actions, they’re valuable for your team). When the Day starts again, the ability to talk in the thread is also restored.

6. Players receive their alignment, role, win condition and character backstory in a PM. Please add me as a friend or enable PMs from non-friends so the game can start. Also please READ your PMs before you write any posts.

7. To win, players must fulfill the conditions specified in their PM. Players who don’t fulfill them lose the game. Unless otherwise specified, these conditions apply even if you’re dead. If you get modkilled, you automatically lose the game regardless of your win condition.

8. The game is only played in this thread and in the relevant secret chats (which are available at all times). Discussing this game outside of the official threads is prohibited. As well, the only rules and modifications in effect for this game will be available IN THIS POST. Do not quote anything said about the setup or potential rules from the signup thread or other places, quote ONLY from this post.

9. DO NOT EDIT YOUR POSTS. Yes, I feel your urge to fix those godawful grammar and spelling errors, but what's worse is when your edits break the game by correcting impressions you wouldn't like other factions to have, or retracting lies you have made. If you feel the need to edit the post, PM me and I will allow or reject at my own discretion. Likewise, do not double post within 11 minutes of your last post: either wait at least 13 minutes before posting, or ask for a bump in the Forum Mafia admin thread.

10. You are expected to make at least one post every 48 hours. If you need to be away for longer, let me know (or post in the thread) and you’ll be excused as per GOG Mafia General Rules. However, posting more should make for a more interesting and fun game.

11. If you die, stop posting in this thread. You have one single "bah" post to express your frustration, but don’t hand out any game-relevant info on your way out.

12. If you have any questions, mention my name on a new line, and write your question. Both in bold. For example, PookaMustard can we have a sample PM?

13. Read the rules

14. Have fun, and stay classy

Game-specific rules:

This game uses an open setup based off NewD3 from the mafiascum wiki. That means everyone knows what alignments and roles (and what these roles do) are in the game, and they are as follows:
A Neutral Vanilla
A Mafia Goon
A Mafia Rolecop
A Town Jailkeeper
A Town Friendly Neighbor
+ 5 Town Vanillas

Generally, in keeping with the theme of the game, the weekdays (day phase) start with Monday and end with Friday, and the weekends (night phase) are Saturdays and Sundays in the Real World.

Due to the timing of the game in the real world, a Christmas and New Year's vacation is not off the books. This will pause the game for up to a week for all parties. If you want me to grant you that, then you can Vote Christmas on a new line. Votes and unvotes on Christmas are counted separately from your regular vote, and are only effective if the vacation was not already granted.

Now, for the sample PMs...all of them start with your character backstory, which can be two or three paragraphs, or up to half a chapter from a short novel. (I like writing tbh)
You're not really in the game, but if you were, you'd be the only foreigner who didn't show up to America to run away from their home country. You don't hate Stuart personally, per se, you just don't like him to an extent. But not as much as the others, obviously.
And then it details your role, as follows. This does not include all roles.
Hi, JoeSapphire
You are SEO MYUNG-HEE, a NEUTRAL VANILLA.
You can vote during the work week (day phase). You're powerful enough!
You win when you make it to the end of the game without being removed.
Hi, JoeSapphire
You are SEO MYUNG-HEE, a TOWN VANILLA.
You can vote during the work week (day phase). You're powerful enough!
You win when all threats to Town have been eliminated.
Hi, JoeSapphire
You are SEO MYUNG-HEE, a MAFIA GOON.
Your partner is JYOTSNA RAJA (my name is catte), who is a MAFIA ROLECOP.
You can vote during the work week (day phase), just like the Townies.
You or your partner can "kill" a coworker (player) during each weekend (night phase), removing them from the game.
You win when the Town has been eliminated, or nothing can stop this from occurring.
You can communicate with your partner at any time here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Post edited December 23, 2023 by PookaMustard
Another good old workday in some random company in America. The same as all other workdays in all the other companies... at least post-COVID-19. So as one can imagine, everyone was sipping tea from their home in just another Zoom meeting arranged by the local out-of-touch manager, Stuart Stutter.

Though most of them seem to be kind of on edge for some reason...

"It's been three years since this whole COVID shit started and I don't wanna hear anymore about it. You guys gotta get back to the office and start working like real men!" You could even see the spit coming out of his mouth, despite his old laptop camera.

There was a brief silence, maybe even shock on some of the other faces on stream.
...until one of them started speaking.

"Ya'know, I really want to get my legs moving." Started Amanda. This struck some as a weird thing to note. She frequently talked about the kids she babysat and how often she'd play and run around with them. She didn't need to go to work to quote unquote get her legs moving. "So yeah, I'm in for the office."

Another moment of silence fell on the meeting.

"Well, Amanda's here making some sense. I just want to talk with you guys more." Manny followed up. Stranger yet. Manny liked to work from home because that's where his multi-thousand dollar airplane simulator is located. And if he really wanted to talk about airplanes, he had the chance to just stream his screen online. Especially the one on his simulator.

"That was long overdue." Pouted Natsuko. "I won't get to see your shitty anime figurines anymore." Her face turned into a faint grin. Well, this was kinda perfectly in character for Natsuko. She hated Japan so much, she forgot how to write her name in Japanese. She only knew that her given name was made from the kanji for "summer" and "child" (夏子), but she didn't even remember what they looked like.

A loud, thick Russian accent permeated the chat right after Natsuko. "If that's what Mr. Stuart wants, then who are we to complain?" Thus spoke Nikolay. "Let us see each other again." The lack of resistance to the idea may feel very Russian... but normally he would go on and on about not wanting any part of his country or his family, and he was usually a lot resistant to some things. Not here, strangely enough.

A young, Hispanic face briefly squinted his eyes at the meeting before him, only to start speaking a moment later. "Ah, right, OK." That was all Franco said, having regained his composure, likely from the shock.

"Okay ladies and gentlemen," Joey smiled, "let's meet in person again. It's been a while, and I missed having the after work beer party." He just smiled. Well, to be fair, he prefers a kind of traditional American lifestyle, and that meant the daily hustle of going to work. But the people who actually knew him figured he wanted to spend more time with his wife, Marisa, not less.

Still, it just FELT OFF. So many people are suddenly singing praises for going to the office. ON A ZOOM MEETING. The red flags are all over the place. Hell, the kids that Amanda is supposed to babysit were all over the stream. And Natsuko didn't change out of her pajamas either. And one of Franco's cats and two of his dogs were in the back of his stream. Most of them were directly benefiting from WFH (work from home), and yet...!

"Well some of ya might think, 'but Joe, you think it's better to be in the most productive environment so you can give it your all'. And I agree." Johan head turned around the room for some reason. "But maybe we've been kinda slacking off at home. Maybe it's time to call this quits."

Karen cleared up her throat. "Well, what can I say? It'd be nice to see you again, men. Comrades, friends, second family." She smiled widely, as was her way. It was hard to gauge if this particular smile was genuine like it always was, or empty, but suffice to say that even when founded on nothing concrete, that doubt is still there.

"Well, I guess if that's where the water flows..." Miriam spoke, the cross on her neck shining against the screen as always. For some reason she didn't say another word, though her expression remained unchanged.

"Yeah yeah yeah. I don't care either way. I'm not gonna think about it." Sam was the only one to be loud but outspoken about his position of... swaying with the wind. It was a lot of loud words to say a lot of nothing, but fortunately that felt in tune with his character. Kind of.

"See," Stuart took the initiative again, "I knew it would come down to this. None of you are happy with staying at home anymore, and we're now right at the start of a brand new er-- what? Who's that with us?" Something happened on the Zoom meeting screen. Normally 11 people were supposed to be present, but Stuart was the first to notice... that there was a 12th. "Must be one of you connecting with one of them phones?" He relaxed immediately, knowing there were times when Nikolay or Manny joined with multiple devices, but then he tensed up again when he read the name of that 'intruder'. "Sailor Moon?"

He seemed perplexed as to who would call themselves a "sailor moon" or some silly name like that. Of course, that name rang a bell to the rest of the group, especially Natsuko who rolled her eyes in disgust. It felt like someone was making fun of her, and only her, specifically. But she was surprised to see what this supposed "magical girl" had to say on the chat...

"Stuart has coerced all the people in this meeting into agreeing with him. He even threatened some of them." Natsuko read that out loud.

"What the fuck?" Stuart lost his composure. "What the- what, why, who would do that? Me?"

"Uhm, it says your name right here. Stuart." Miriam pointed with her finger at the screen, oblivious to the fact no one would see her pointing at his name specifically. "Also, please watch your language, Amanda's kids can hear you."

"Oh look at that, here's another lunatic called..." Natsuko sighed heavily, "Madoka Kaname. I swear I'm in a magical girl asylum. Someone kill me and end my misery."

"What the hell's going on here!?" Stuart looked irritated by what was going on.

Miriam tilted her head with a sigh. "Guys, hold your tongues... seriously."

"Huh." Nikolay started reading the new message by the extra newcomer. "Think yourself so smart, Stuart? We'll expose you all. Smileyface."

"You fucks think this is funny!?" Stuart became a little bit angrier than usual. "Come on, show yourselves!"

And this is when things got interesting... because...

"I don't know what these names mean." Nikolay shrugged.
"I'm not gonna think about this." Sam scratched his head.
Miriam sighed. "That doesn't concern me. Just stop all that profanity please."
Joey just made a smile. "Come on guys, must be a silly joke. No need to stress yourselves out like that."
Karen joined in. "You're making a mountain out of a molehill. We all gotta have fun sometimes."
Franco was too absorbed in petting one of his cats.
Natsuko was silent, but her irritated face betrayed her, conveying a thousand words instead.
Manny tilted his head in confusion. "I honestly don't understand what is it about you Stuart. You got your pros and cons, but this ain't one of your pros."
"Yeah, I agree." Amanda just smiled.
"Why you all acting so dismissive?" Johan squinted his eyes. "It's got to be one of you."

"IT'S GOT TO BE TWO OF YOU!" Stuart slammed the table, in a fury never seen before. "I'll catch you before you know it, and teach you your place!"

And so... it started. A virtual hunt for two memesters who are probably saying the truth because let's be honest, it's pretty weird that so many people want to go back to the office at the same time, without any sort of resistance...

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GAME START
Post edited December 12, 2023 by PookaMustard
Hey guys, I seem to have drawn the mafia card. Can anyone explains what that means please?

Thanks for Pooka for starting the game. And I think I'm lucky enough to have the first none mod post if I'm quick enough
Oh the game is on.
Hi everyone, can't wait to meet you all back at the office.
Now excuse me while I go read my PM. /jk

Seriously, it's great to participate in a Mafia game once again.
F this.

I'm with the mafia on this one; I'm wanna work from home and idgaf what this Stuart bell-end thinks about it.


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"work"


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This job sucks anyway.


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*vrooooooooom, vroooooooooooom, brrrrrrrrrrrrr*
I crashed my cessna into the Eifel Tower
Joey goes over to the water cooler(filled with Yoohoo in one tap and Hawaiian Punch in the other), pours himself a full draught in his "I have no strong opinion about Mondays" mug, and sits down in his favorite chair next to a nearby standing desk

"So hey everyone, how's them sportsball teams?" he says with a chuckle, as he roves his eyes around the room.
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yogsloth: I crashed my cessna into the Eifel Tower
"Manny, didn't they patch that sorta thing out of all flight sims....even fancy ones like the rig y'all got?"
OH HELL NO!!!!!

MY POST WOULDN'T POST AGAIN!!!!

I COPIED THE BLASTED THING -- TURNS OUT IT DIDN'T!!!!

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Making, or trying to, make same post again... will try to figure out why it didn't let me post the first time....
Nope... apologies... but I will abuse toe sign-up thread to see why it won't let me post....
Vote HyperSomniacLive, trollolol
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joppo: Seriously, it's great to participate in a Mafia game once again.
Correct me if i'm wrong, but didn't you skip the last game, but participate in the one before? The Tesla vs. Edison one? :D
If you meant a general - after a long time - Oh, I agree. How long did the signup for this game take?! 10 weeks?
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supplementscene: Hey guys, I seem to have drawn the mafia card. Can anyone explains what that means please?
WTF ?
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yogsloth: *vrooooooooom, vroooooooooooom, brrrrrrrrrrrrr*
I crashed my cessna into the Eifel Tower
And... we're off to a good start I see... O_O -_-
Hello all, a pleasure to be playing again :)

Now I have to start this off right as it's been way too long since I have played with yogs, I have missed you my friend!

VOTE YOGSLOTH

Man that feels good!

P.S. Let's all have fun, I don't really want to be a Karen :-P

P,S,S. Pooka is a troll with his JoeSapphire Mafia post LOL
I feel like team mafia is on the right side of things with this game.

Also I'm pretty sure that Zoom was invented so that you could live stream watch other people's cats.



vote Christmas
If you don't know what I'm voting for, you didn't read post #2.

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Off-Topic: Tomorrow is fluid day for my cat.
So, ten players, two dastardly slackers. It's gonna be another tough GOG mafia Day 1.

Let's make stuff interesting as best we can. Those who played with me know I don't like being bored waiting around for something to happen.

Since Pooka made it so utterly obvious in the flavor text that I have a thing - who wants to start guessing what my thing does?
It's already Tuesday, and what do you know. Barely anybody has any idea how to go about with Stuart's little... game. In fact, most ignored all of the shenanigans that happened the past day, except, well. Karen, of all people.

"I haven't ever seen Manny crash a Cessna before," Karen pointed out in comment to an earlier remark by Joey. "He never crashed planes before, not even in that game where you steal cars - Grand Theft Auto, was it? And to crash it into the Eiffel Tower...yeah, you're hiding something, aren't you? Are you it?"

While most of you took her so-called 'vote' at face value, some were distracted by the background music Karen played. It was very quiet, but you were surprised to know she liked Rick Astley that much. To be fair, Never Gonna Give You Up is a good song in its own right.

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TUESDAY W1 VOTECOUNT:

yogsloth (1) - trentonlf

yogsloth is closest to lynch at L-5.

Not voting:
- yogsloth
- GamezRanker
- Catventurer
- maxleod
- Microfish
- joppo
- supplementscene
- lifthrasil
- Atlo

Also: Christmas voted by Catventurer.
Post edited December 13, 2023 by PookaMustard