Yes I am.
LOL

Well, I think if they filled those positions we'd see website and Galaxy updates (amongst other positive changes) progressing much faster, but maybe I'm just fantasizing.

I like to keep my nightmare that never ends... I mean work and my gaming experiences in different boxes. Remember, it's only work if you'd rather be doing something else!

i guess its hard to find extremely reckless, spineless and profit-oriented liars, gog should ask ea how they find such people

I'll apply as community manager as soon as that position is open again (which should be by next week)!

I promise an immediate forum permaban on Tauto! Together, we will make gog forums great again! Eh, my ancestry is German, it's not like we had issues with moving to Poland in the past *wink, wink*

INTERVIEW FOR THE POSITION OF COMMUNITY MANAGER.#1.

*Please have a seat,Mr fronzelneekburm*
*Thankyou* Mr fronzelneekburm sits.
*How are you today Mr fronzelneekburm?*
*Fine,thankyou and yourself*
*Great,thanks*............*Now Mr fronzelneekburm you have applied for the position of community manager*
*Yes*
*Tell us a bit about your previous employment*
*Err,my job at the moment is a Jelly Bean counter*
*And what does this entail?*
*I count the Jelly Beans that and pack them in a bag,for sealing*
*Interesting job and how many Jelly Beans to a bag?*
*100*
*And how many bags do you fill or count each day?*
*2*
*2?? is that all in a day's work?*
*Yes Sir.I only started there yesterday*
*Yesterday! and your previous employment to that was?*
*I worked for the City council*
*Oh,that is impressive Mr fronzelneekburm and what did you do there?*
*Dog's poop!*
*Dog's poop! What about it?*
*I picked it up,kept the footpaths clean*
*Very good Mr fronzelneekburm and why did you leave that position,after all the Council is very steady work?*
*I wanted to improve myself and get better money*
*I see.Then you went to a Jelly Bean counter,well at least we know you can count* (smiling)
*Your current employee can vouch for you if we decide to contact him/her?*
*Ahh,.....no....*
*Why is that Mr fronzelneekburm?*
*I got the sack yesterday*
*Oh,I'm sorry to hear that Mr fronzelneekburm and why did you get sacked?*
*I,ahh.......*
*It's okay Mr fronzelneekburm take your time*
*I countered the wrong amount in the bag*
*I see but you only countered 2 bags,is that correct?*
*Yes*..............*I countered,according to the boss 111 in one bag and 73 in the other*
*Why such a difference in the counts Mr fronzelneekburm?*
*Err,I didn't really count them*
*What do mean,didn't really count them?*
*I,ahh.....can't count*
*Oh,I see well that doesn't matter as there is plenty of people that can't do that.*
*Now then as I understand it you have a personal hate for a fellow member Tauto,is that correct?*
*YES!*
*Why is that Mr fronzelneekburm?*
*Because he is a troll*
*A troll you say,please explain*
*Well everyone else say that he is*
*Okay Mr fronzelneekburm this interview is over and we will invite back for the second and third interviews if we think you are a candidate for the position*
*Okay and thankyou*
Mr fronzelneekburm leaves the room.
Interviewer sits there pondering and says to other interviewer.
*What do you think,should we get Mr fronzelneekburm back for a second interview?*
*Yes,yes definite prospect Mr fronzelneekburm and remember we don't need a counter*
*Umm,maybe your right but did you notice a smell when Mr fronzelneekburm was in here?*
*Now that you mention it,yes.It smelt like dog's poop*
*Yes and I can smell it on my hand after I shook hands with him*
*I think we might give him a second interview and ask him how he cleaned up the dog's poop of the footpath*
*Yes I agree but only thing I had a problem with was his attitude towards one of the nicest person's I have every met Tauto*
*Yes I agree and we may have to ask about that*
*Well let's go to lunch after we wash our hands*

INTERVIEW FOR THE POSITION OF COMMUNITY MANAGER.#2.

*Good morning and your name is?*
*Ahh,I've got it written down here......ahh......yes it's tinyE*
*Please have a seat Mr tinyE*
*Thankyou*
*You have applied for the Community Manager's position,can you tell us some of your history as in hobbies/jobs and so forth*
*Okay,where do I start,umm.*
*For instance let's try starting with hobbies as it's a high priority in the work force as socializing and being a team member*
*Ahh,okay well I can play...........umm.....how do you say it...oh yes,solitaire*
*I see and anything else as solitaire is a one person game.We are looking for team players*
*oh,team players well I can play with peoples families*
*Good,good in what way do you play with other people's families Mr tinyE?*
*Insults*
*Insults?* Interviewer looks at other interviewer and says *Do you know that hobby Thedrick?*
Thedrick says *I've never heard of that hobby Ralph*
*My tinyE can you explain this hobby?*
*Yes,it's...........!*
*Perhaps Mr tinyE we should ask you something else*
*Can you give us a work history,are you presently employed?*
*Yes,I manage a B&B*
*Now that is promising and why have you applied for this position if you manage a business?*
*As I'm the most popular person in Gog's forum and the people love me so muc...* Ralph interrupts Mr tinyE
*We know that Mr tinyE but we also need an answer to our question*
*I want the POWER to ban people as I see fit*
*Well that would be a small part of the job but there is a lot more too it than just banning people willy nilly*
*Would you abuse these powers of banning if you were given that power?*
*NO!*
*That's the right answer Mr tinyE but we do check the forum* Looks at Thedrick and says *Once or twice a year,would you agree Thedrick?*
Thedrick says *yes,that's correct........I think..*
Ralph frowns at Thedrick and continues with......*The important part of this interview has been passed with flying colours Mr tinyE* (smiling at Mr tinyE)
*As I said we do check the forums and we don't like what we see is happening,now we need someone that is willing to wield a hammer but is not biased.*
*Now,Mr tinyE I will ask this question and it is are you biased?*
*Bieest what does that mean,sir?*
*It doesn't matter as I'm sure your not,now your first interview went well so we may call you back for a second interview*
*Thankyou sir's* tinyE leaves the room.
*I'll say this Thedrick between Mr fronzelneekburm and Mr tinyE is a bit of a toss up at the moment and we will have to interview some more people and see what happens*
*Yes,Ralph your right.This is fun doing interviews isn't it?*
*Yes it is Thedrick especially with so many brilliant people to interview and this could turn out to be a difficult decision*
*Lunchtime Thedrick,let's go*

Interview for the position of Community Manager 3:

GoG: Hello, please take a seat.

tinyE: Would you mind if I stand up, my arsehole is sore from a night of lovin'.

GoG: By all means, it will be easier to see you, can you state your qualifications?

tinyE: Certainly, I'm familiar with all the forum sections as I troll here on a daily basis.

I know where everything is, I can even find the - rating button and spam report with my li'l tiny Eyes shut.

GoG: Anything else?

tinyE: Yes, everyone here hates me and I'll do nothing to change the forum as I like it the way it is, even though I say I don't.

GoG: You have all the desired attributes, when can you start as Community Manager?

tinyE: I though I already was when I signed up?

INTERVIEW FOR THE POSITION OF COMMUNITY MANAGER.#3.

Knock knock..
*Come in*
Knock knock..
*C...o..m..e in*
Knock knock knock..
*COME IN!ARE YOU DEAF?* door opens.
*Ahh,you must be Mr Kleetus?*
*Yep*
*Please have a seat Mr Kleetus*
*Thankyou and you can call me K if you like*
*K okay! hoho I think I cracked a funny there.What do you think Thedrick?*
*Hahahahaha,yes you did Ralph what do you think K?*
*I don't understand did i miss something?*
*No it's okay K don't worry about it,now you have applied for this position and I might add it's a hectic job* *Shutup giggling Thedrick*
*Now K what previous experience have you had?*
*I was a spruiker for a ladies underwear shop*
*Umm,that must of been interesting but how does it fit applying for this position?*
*Will you shut up Thedrick,I know I done it again with the puns*
*Puns?*
*It's okay K forget about it*
*THEDRICK ONE MORE GIGGLE AND I"LL FINISH THIS INTERVIEW WITH K ALONE!*
*As I was saying how does...*
*Oh,that's easy.Spruiking is a con game and the knowledge learned is unforgetable*
*I see what you mean K,now ahh shit I done it again.Tell me K do you know what biased means?*
*Yes,it's a bar maid's knickers*
At this moment Thedrick lost it and wet his pants laughing.Ralph BELLOWED *GET OUT THEDRICK!*
*Well K that's close enough,now do you think you could wield a ban hammer on anyone without any guilt?*
*Oh,yes and I have a list in my pocket*
*Do you? That's why I asked about being biased*
*Do you have any social activities as this could be an important issue?*
*Yes*
*Well?*
*Well what?*
*SOCIAL ACTIVITIES.WHAT ARE THEY?*................I'm sorry K for yelling it's been a trying day*
*That's okay I understand*
*The social activities,please*
*Yes,one is I go on walkabouts*
*Walkabouts*!!!!!!!!..........What is a walkabout?*
*Well,form my house to the corner shop is about one mile.So everyday I go to the shop and home and that's a walkabout*
*Thankyou K,I guess we all have walkabouts but how is that socializing?*
*Well,me and shop keeper are kissy kissy.If you know what I mean and very very social.*
*Ahem!...The position will require a second and third interview and I must warn you the wages are pretty low but there is plenty of free games around so what do you think?*
*Great!*
*Good answer K,I'm impressed and we will be in touch and ahh not socially hahahahaha....Ahem..Good day K until then*
*Okay,thanks*
Ralph goes looking for Thedrick.
*Thedrick,change your pants and let's go to lunch* *And if yo...*
*Hurry up! I think K might be our man,very impressive*
*He was a funny one,that's for sure Ralph*
*Yes,he has the smarts.No doubt* and it's your shout or everyone knows about the wetties*
*OKAY OKAY......oh no I did it didn't I?*

INTERVIEW FOR THE POSITION OF COMMUNITY MANAGER.#4.

*Who's next Thedrick?*
*Miss zeogold*
*Tell her to come in*
zeogold trips and falls on it's face.
*Thedrick,help the young lady up* Ralph says while checking paperwork on the desk.
*Good mor......Thedrick you said it was a she*
*That's what Tauto told me last night*
*Oh,he did...did he.His up for an interview soon is it tomorrow or when is it?*
*Could be tomorrow but unsure*
*Well,he has made his first mistake with the female set up on you*
*Please except my apologizes and take a seat Mr zeogold*
*Thankyou*
*Now,oh do you need a nurse to come in and treat that nose?*
*No,it's okay the bleeding has stopped.It's just very sore* (sniffle).
*Are you sure because that was a trip and a half you had?*
*No,I yes I'm okay*
*Good soldier! Now what was your last job or present job?*
*I'm a Uni student as I'm only 18 years old.*
*Oh good for you and what are you studying to become?*
*A psychiatrist.*
*Impressive indeed,what do you think Thedrick?*
*Yes,that's great as this job would be perfect for a psychiatrist* (smiling)
*Yes I agree.Now are sure you don't need a nurse Mr zeogold?*
*I'll be okay*
*Fine!.....You have also stated in your resume that you have excellent skills in communicating with other people*
*Yes*
*Can you explain to me why when communicating with others that you talk like a politician?*
*I don't understand*
*When I say politician it means and putting it bluntly........Never answer a question but try and confuse the issue with bullshit and false flattery or in other words choose what you read/say and ignore the facts.*
*I...I...don't know what you mean*
*I thought I made it clear,what do you say Thedrick?*
*Umm perhaps we could ask Mr zeogold to come at a later time.That nose needs attention and even though Mr zeogold is very brave sitting there with a bleeding nose,it could be confusing the thinking of Mr zeogold.*
*Your right Thedrick!*
*Mr zeoglod can you come back at another time to finish this interview?*
*Yes*
*Excellent news Mr zeogold and thankyou for your attention to this matter.Now off with you to the doctor's please.*
zeogold leaves.
*Thedrick,that Tauto can be a nasty sometimes*
*Yes but remember those Aussie's are streets ahead of the world with their sense of humor.I mean some of his jokes are so funny especially after a few beers.*
*Yes I know what you mean but not Tauto all the time*
*Well Thedrick I think it's close enough to lunch but first I need to see what Mr zeogold tripped on*
Thedrick and Ralph examine the doorway and surrounding area and find no hazard.
*Strange that Thedrick,it looks like Mr zeogold tripped over fresh air*
*Yes Ralph and that's a possible clumsiness problem*
*Could be or it could be just nerves*
*Lunch,let's go*

INTERVIEW FOR THE POSITION OF COMMUNITY MANAGER.#5.


*Ahh, MR zeogold.*
*Now,I'll get straight to the point of this URGENT meeting*
*This morning at Magog forum you banned Mr Kleetus and Tauto am I correct?*
*Err,yes*
*WHY?*...*and excuse my tone as this is very distressing news*
*Because we didn't want them in our forum*
*WHY NOT!*
*Because they are trolls and would of ruined our forum*
*So,you say that you are a Christian and yet because you don't like them you ban them*
*WAIT* I don't need to hear your twisting the situation in your favour as you do!*
*This is blatant abuse and there is NO excuse,how say you?*
*We...........*
*We as in?*
*snowkatt and I didn't want our little secret of a forum in the open*
*Don't start MR zeogold with your waffeling on with rubbish!*
*Did they post porn or abuse or swear or anything at all to warrant this action?*
silence
*Well,I'm waiting*
*No*
*Then it's true to say that you are non Christian and biased.*
*I...I....*
*Just a minute Mr zeogold,I'm not finished.Now as I see it this is not even their fault that your little site got exposed but one tinye who doesn't know how to keep a secret.WAIT! I have only begun and you will get your say in a minute.One,is you should be ashamed of yourself for your conduct.Two,forgiveness is not in your heart so calling yourself Christian is a lie.Three,I see Tauto said in another of your victim's thread tinye that and quote ''Made my Christmas''.Mr Kleetus from my reports simply said ''Hello"am I correct?*
*Yes..but*
*Okay,then explain yourself*
*I....I......*
*As I thought you have nothing to defend your motives*
*There's the door,use it and don't let it hit you on the way out*
zeogold leaves.
*Well Thedrick was I fair?*
*I thought you rather lenient*
*Yes,I was soft but what he done is a cowardly gutless thing to those people*
*I'm glad we saw through him and saw the truth come out*
*Yes,people like that invite nothing but trouble and actually deserve it*
*Lunch and it's your shout*
*Why do I always have to shout?*
*Because I say so and I'm the BOSS*

Interview for the position of Community Manager, take #6

GoG: Good Morning Phako, please take a seat.

Phako: It's Phaolo.

GoG: My apologies Phako, that's how it's pronounced in Polish. Could you please state your qualifications?

Phako: Well, all the members here like me because I suck their butts, I can rim and type at the same time.

GoG: Impressive, any other qualifications, Phako?

Phako: It's Phaolo. I'll also whine incessantly and cry like a bitch if I don't get the job or my own way.

I'm also in line for a promotion at MaGoG, it's a site written in Notepad + for people like me.

GoG: Thank you Phako, don't let the firewall hit you on the way out.

INTERVIEW FOR THE POSITION OF COMMUNITY MANAGER.#6.

*Who's next Thedrick?*
*A Phaolo!?!?*
*Doesn't sound too good,get it in here*
*Take a seat Mr Phaolo*
*Si*
*What's that?*
*Nutting*
*Nutting,what's going on here?*
*You speak English?*
*Si*
*WHAT?*
*Why is he saying yourself for,Thedrick?*
*I have no idea Ralph*
*Mr Phaolo do you understand English?*
*Si*
*Okay,forget it.Now Mr Phaolo what qualifications do you have for this position?*
*Ima ahh howa youa saya ina engish uma Doctorio*
*Doctor?!?*
*Si*
Let me ask you something different........Do you know Sly the Ita.......*
*Si si mya howa youa saya tird cousina*
*Are you trying to say Sly is your third cousin?*
*Si si*
*Okay now we are getting somewhere and it explains a lot to us*
*Mr Phaolo you are available for a second and third interview ?*
*Si*
*Good we will call you*
*Si*
3 minutes later.
*Thedrick can you show Mr Phaolo out and I mean on to the street?*
*Yes,Ralph*
5 minutes later.
*Ahh Thedrick all good?*
*Yes Ralph,I think*
*What do mean,I think?*
*He couldn't remember how he got here*
*So what did you do?*
*I put him in a taxi*
*Good thinking so all good then*
cough...*I don't know about that*
*What's the problem now?*
*The taxi driver asked him where to and he said Si*
*WHAT!*
*It's okay,the taxi driver and I went through his wallet for an address*
*Good thinking,now all good?*
*Wel...I we think so,no no it's all good Boss*
*Finally,let's go to lunch!*
*Si*
*THEDRICK! don't you start siing*

In our dreams!