Yeah I'm a little bummed about it too, but such is the way of nuffle.

Maybe if we ask nice enough, Kanarek will be willing to review both divisions? Maybe promise him a cookie or a beer?

I'd totally promise both AND throw in a free back massage coupon!

GoG Weekly, Season 3, Division 2, Day 1

Is it fun? Is it tempting? Bite it! To the new season with the old ham! Only from halfing master chef. Lets sit comfortable in the favorite chair and take your snack. GoG Weekly Division 2 is ready to rocks.

Half Moon Bombers (Goblins) vs Nagarthe Decadence (Dark Elf)
Pogo, Looney and Bombo are the stars of this match. The barbeque those guys can do is very hot. Bomb ahoy.. Intercepted by.. No my friends this was not a plane, not a bird, not even a rock. It is a super elf! Rulling Decadent champions will win 3-0.

Forestdwellers (Elf) vs Screams of Frogs (Lizard)
If anyone is expecting roasted frog legs from the depth of the forest, than he or she will be disappointed. Those elves are not from forest, they are street gang from broke city. Not mentioned those lizards are seasoned veterans with very loud voices.

The Roving Band (Necro) vs Systematic Chaos (Chaos)
One of the most dangerous team around is going to cook the ball. Sadly they are as dangerous on the pitch as they are in a kitchen. Zombie band will have to rove really fast and hard to avoid becoming flat. By 2(t)D for Chaos.

DeathGate (Amazons) vs Mo'ar Dakka! (Orc)
How to cook a chicken breast. Gather medium sized amazon team, slowly add 4 black orcs, stir slowly and dont forget to kick the ball. Groping goblins wont be tolerated and will be punished, spanked, hard and fast. Victory to zons as orcs has no tackle, 2-1.

Hamburg Hammerfists (Dwarf) vs Fist full of Hate (Dark Elf)
Short guys from Hamburg are back and with them the fastest dwarf alive. It will not be a good start of the season for the second dark elf team, they wont be able to out-bash opponent nor outrun. They have to pry to Nuffle. Hammerfists will win even without hammers. 2-1

Red Spiky Team (Chaos) vs End Boss Brawlers (Nurgle)
I have to go the apothecary, fast. Hey one tree taxi for fling. The Nurgle has chosen a new champion. Awful smell and rotting flesh will plague stadium tonight. Will it be enough to stop Spikes? Not likely, rotting flesh is soft and Red Spiky is skilled, brutal team. Nurgle will have to chose a new champion again. 3-0 for Red Spiky.

Undead Fight Champs (Undead) vs The Armored Seagulls (Human)
Coach is dead, all hail the coach. The last representative of humanity, Sheppard, is ready to rock. It will be match full of TDs and maybe a dead ghoul. 3-1 for the Armored Seagulls.

Thank you for the extra flavor for our division, dont forget to cash in your back massage coupon from WereCrow :).
Hope i can make your prediction come true :).

Glad you like it. Two cookies, two beers and back massage, I should became a journalist.

*door opens*

"Do you want your back massage from our local Blood Bowl veteran, Biff Backbreaker the Ogre, or would you prefer to be served by our resident Beast of Nurgle?"

Don't underestimate those tentacles.

So i guess mystral and i did the first match of season3?

it was a rly lucky match for me...
my mino did more than the whole other season ( 1 kills 1 injury )

it ended 2:1 for me

http://wikisend.com/download/360834/Weekly_S3_D2_R1_MafiaK1-Mystral.db

WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING BEFOREHAND?!?

Well, the first game of the season between my necro and MakiaK1's Chaos team ended in a 2-1 victory for Chaos.

Apparently, all the undead on my team were made from elven corpses, because while they had pretty good success with their dodges, they couldn't take a hit and forgot their armors in their graves.
Despite my whole team having AV 8 or 9 and regeneration, I ended up with 5 KOs and 7 injuries, including 1 death and 2 MNG. Of course, most of MafiaK1's team having mighty blow may have contributed to that, but still, this team got owned worse than my dark elves ever were.
At one point I had only 3 players left on the pitch, 2 of which were down and surrounded so useless for anything other than eating grass.

could tell a story but i have to admit i forgot it :D

Yeah, same here, sorry.

Sorry - cant do the updating stuff today. I was putting the kids sleep, fell asleep myself and its too late now -_-

Just a note as i still remember, lets tweak the naming logic just a bit in the future:

Weekly_S3_Dx_Ryy_nnnnn-mmmm.db
Call me spoilsport, but 3/12 seem to have mighty blow. ;)

Nuffle was on bloody mood. Anyways - in the first random i did, all the chaos, dwarf, chaos dwarf and most of the orcs were in the same group - youre in much better company atm compared to that. lol

Bowser is always up for an excuse to use his tentacles ;)

I just took a look at Bowser and noticed only 3 tentacles. Shouldn't they be called threetacles then?

(I should probably have gone to sleep hours ago.)