Posted January 08, 2018
Think of the Children
I got it from GOG community giveaway, donated by ElTerprise
Yet another game (after Party Hard) that I would probably never buy myself so I decided to give it a try when I saw it available at the GOG community giveaway. What I can say - I would have missed tons of fun! Seriously, I do love this game.
Basically you are a parent responsible for six children who are on a quest to win a Darwin Awards. They can kill themselves with almost anything so you have to be extra careful. Obviously they don’t want to stick together (nor near you) so you have to run all the time from one corner to another, grabbing your suicidal kids and running again to rescue yet another one. In the meantime you have to fulfill other chores like flipping hamburgers, taking photos, buying various things at a store and so one. In one word: mayhem.
The game is really, really hard and very chaotic (but that’s good!). At one point it may seem you are doing fine but a second later all of your kids are doing something stupid so you panic, run to grab one of them, realize it’s too late already, change the direction, nope, this kid is a gonner too, so maybe… argh! They are all dead! So you have to repeat.
As far as I can see you need to save at least four children to continue which is a good choice - very challenging but still doable. In same later levels I got so accustomed to the game I actually managed to save all of them (Bonfire level is something I’m most proud of, scored A+ here).
Story of the game is goofy and not really important. Before the last level there is a little twist that I think shouldn’t be there but on the other hand the very last level is so great (and so damn difficult) that I can forgive them.
I guess the game is mostly designed for a co-op but I played alone and had tons of fun nonetheless. I played it on keyboard and it wasn’t a problem but maybe I’m not the best person to say so as I’ve never ever owned a controller.
I really recommend the game but be warned that it’s hard as nails.
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I got it from GOG community giveaway, donated by ElTerprise
Yet another game (after Party Hard) that I would probably never buy myself so I decided to give it a try when I saw it available at the GOG community giveaway. What I can say - I would have missed tons of fun! Seriously, I do love this game.
Basically you are a parent responsible for six children who are on a quest to win a Darwin Awards. They can kill themselves with almost anything so you have to be extra careful. Obviously they don’t want to stick together (nor near you) so you have to run all the time from one corner to another, grabbing your suicidal kids and running again to rescue yet another one. In the meantime you have to fulfill other chores like flipping hamburgers, taking photos, buying various things at a store and so one. In one word: mayhem.
The game is really, really hard and very chaotic (but that’s good!). At one point it may seem you are doing fine but a second later all of your kids are doing something stupid so you panic, run to grab one of them, realize it’s too late already, change the direction, nope, this kid is a gonner too, so maybe… argh! They are all dead! So you have to repeat.
As far as I can see you need to save at least four children to continue which is a good choice - very challenging but still doable. In same later levels I got so accustomed to the game I actually managed to save all of them (Bonfire level is something I’m most proud of, scored A+ here).
Story of the game is goofy and not really important. Before the last level there is a little twist that I think shouldn’t be there but on the other hand the very last level is so great (and so damn difficult) that I can forgive them.
I guess the game is mostly designed for a co-op but I played alone and had tons of fun nonetheless. I played it on keyboard and it wasn’t a problem but maybe I’m not the best person to say so as I’ve never ever owned a controller.
I really recommend the game but be warned that it’s hard as nails.
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