Nope, I live in Australia, it's one big vacation.

Next person wants to emigrate to Australia and stay at Kleetus' house in exchange for sexual favours and housework.

Correct! I cook well, i do all housework better than anyone else i ever knew and i would do ANY sexual favor to your cute sister.

Next person likes to eat perfectly ripened mango fruit and enjoys ice cold mango sorbet!

Not in the least, but only because I kind of have this thing against dying from anaphylactic shock.

Next person is approaching a milestone birthday.

Correct, after a few years :D

Next person would like to have a zombie alien pet.

I already have one, it's tinyE and i don't change it with nothing else!

Next person likes coffee and chocolate.

Half right; I like chocolate, but I can't stand the smell of coffee.

Next person is currently playing a computer game while browsing (and occasionally posting on) the gog.com forums.

Nope, I'm watching porn and browsing, so much browsing.

Next person is a browser.

Of course... I browse inside everything, anything, i observe and watch anything that might interest me in one way, or another...

Next person is eating something tasty right now!

Why yes, yes I am, I'm having tabbouleh with quinoa.

So tasty, and I feel so ethnic and diverse after consuming it.

Next person is ethnic and diverse.

Yes, absolutely, the traitors ruling this bordelo right here where i live, saw to it already, for diversity and garbage importation like there is no tomorrow!

Next person is a left wing parasitic scum, feeding and leeching off from the very same system he/she declares to oppose and fight against!

That's it, BradMan, let it all out.

Your friendly Uncle Kleetus will psychoanalyse and treat you.

Don't hold back, I want to hear everything.

Kind of, I can be scummy and have been known to be parasitic.

Next person has both internal and external parasites.

Nope, not as far as I know.

Next person has a boyfriend. (Has to be a boyfriend; a girlfriend doesn't count here.)

No, I do however have a girlfriend.

My pet name for her is Synthia, it's short for synthetic.

Next person is synthetic.

Of course not, i keep the value in it, i keep it real!

Next person has initially planned to go for vacation in Europe, but suddenly decided to cancel their plans!

I live in Europe, so everyday is a vacation for me if we go that way.

Next person can't remember the last time they cried for someone else.