Nope, I never knew about glory holes until now.

The next person loves cats!

Not as much as other people on the Internet, but I do.

The next person has held a grudge for over a decade...

Obviously; certainly, absolutely. And my eyes will watch justice done, even if it is the last thing i will ever do...

Next person likes Putin and prays to Rasputin.

Nope. The fact that he signed into law a homophobic censorship law is enough for me to dislike them.

The next person likes what will be my new avatar. (Note that I have not actually created said avatar yet.)

Nope, and nobody will see it thanks to GoG.

Next person has weeping and festering pustules.

Mornin' Miss Dee.

Of course not, what did you mistake me for, a Nosferatu from Bloodlines?

Next person likes how Russia prevented the preaching of twisted mutants to tender aged children, plus the danger of their shady "sweet-talk recruit" unto the "Devolution" train, as a side effect of such preaching.

Russia did no such thing. The closest I can think of is Russia censoring the self-expression of LGBT people.

Next person, likes me, hates KiNgBrAdLeY7's new avatar (which can be seen by looking at the avatar in the reply to the post, or by moving the mouse pointer over to his* old avatar.

(It was previously established that KiNgBrAdLeY7 identifies as male, so this pronoun is appropriate.)

Nope, I hate everyone.

Next person wants to see videos of me taking a dump.

Certainly not. Unless you take your dump on Obama's face (color would remain exactly the same afterwards, though)...

Next person is eagerly anticipating the Brexit (even the queen is supporting it and it is ahead in comparison to staying inside opinion)!

yes, i usually support the queen. in the long term, i think the EU is the only way europe can compete wiuth USA USA or even China BUT... EU needs UK more than vice versa. unless EU cleans up its act in finances and mindless migration, UK should stay out of their bad ideas.

next person hates snakes and/or eats them.

Snakes. Always been rather ambivalent about them. Spiders on the other hand...

The next person forgot to pack an extra pair of clean underwear.

I didn't forget, i ain't going anywhere.

Next person doesn't eat ice cream.

Yes, I eat ice cream but I prefer gelato.

Next person was caught by their mother masturbating.

No. But i was caught at school.

Next person wants tinyE to do them oral.

You know, there's videos of Mr e in compromising positions with Village People impersonators?

Next person has seen Mr e naked.