Naw, I hate cats and want to burn them with a blowtorch. LOL

Next person regularly takes at least one prescription medication for some condition, disease, syndrome or other illness.

Luckily, no.

Next person really can really enjoy complete silence sometimes.

No, I normally turn up some music if its too quiet.

Next person has concentration problems.

Only when having to edit my replies... lol.

The next person wishes they were driving one of the last V8 Interceptors.

That game wasn't distributed on floppy disks; it was originally distributed on a cartridge, so it doesn't count.
No, I'm fine with driving a decent car that requires little gasoline.

The next person is tired of seeing certain topics being branded as "politics" when they are brought up.

Of course... Hey, you are guessing me out, rare occurrence...

Next person likes to eat fast food.

No, though I have recently been checking out a few places. (Other than that, I haven't eaten fast food for well over a decade.)

Next person considers Shovel Knight to be a good RPG.

I have not played it, but I wasn't aware that it was an RPG?

The next person likes to occasionally go out of their way to annoy people.

It isn't an RPG; I was just being silly here (and referencing the fact that the term RPG is applied too broadly by some people).

Your guess is, of course, wrong.

Next person will make a guess that is necessarily true or false, regardless of who posts next.

Guess again, sucker. You're dealing with the Puzzlemaster here.

Next person always speaks in lies.

You are correct. (This post included.)

Next person likes logical paradoxes.

I like paradoxes. I hate everything even remotely related to logical.

Next person can't imagine their lives without coffee in it, especially early in the morning!

Hmm. I lately drink coffee alot but I think I could do without it.

Next person is over 30 years old.

Guess again, sucker.

Next person knows how to play the bongos.

Nope.

Next person would resort to cannibalism if their life depended on it.