Nope, not into watching competitive gaming.

The next person has played Wizardry 4 enough to be killed by MAKANITO.

heh. that's like saying adam sandler is a pro-golfer.

nope, wizardry 6 made me NOT want to play any wizardry games at all.

next person has a huge penis.

Why do you want to know? *whistles...*

The next person has a nice, cool beer somewhere within reach.

Sigh I wish. You made me crave for it now.

Next person has a cookie jar within his/her reach. (yes, i stole from Toxic ))

Nope. Have cookies, but no jar and not currently within reach.

Next person's real name and legal name are different.

No, i never had an identity crisis throughout my entire life, even if still short, as of yet...

Next person, not only likes "Twilight", but also likes the new transgendered actor.

I like twilight, but not Twilight.

Next person has been arrested by the police at least once.

it was technically a "false arrest".

next person is a cyborg.

Sort-of true; I am the result of a mathematical computation. (Or, at least, my avatar is.)

Next person, when given the choice, prefers to play female characters.

True, a strong female character is something lacking in many games so if given the chance will play one

Next person, Has a sibling who does not like gaming.

Correct, I have a brother who lost all interest when he found his now-wife - because she doesn't like it. And my sister has no interest at all in games

Next person is married, with children.

No and frankly, alas, this had always been my unfulfilled, biggest dream and most honest, sincerest desire. I have only slept with married women who had children of their own (found recently myself a second, newly divorced lady with a boy my nephew's age and he even goes to Tae kwon do like my nephew does), instead.

Next person has cheated on their second half.

I haven't had a second half for a while now, but I did cheat on an ex-girlfriend once. Once. I was out of state with some friends & their friends for a weekend in the mountains, and there was an undeniable chemistry between me and this one friend of a friend who I had never met before & would not likely meet again. We fooled around after everyone else went to bed. Didn't do the big nasty, but we did do enough that in retrospect, I have to consider it cheating.

So, next person has a physical abnormality.

LOL, doesn't every one?
I have very narrow sinuses, a minor thing, but adds to the risk of snoring (which griefs my wife).

Next person has a sense of humour that has lead to trouble in the past.

Hehehe, obviously, lol... Many times people are left wondering if i wanted to make a joke, to troll, or shamelessly hurl the NAKED truth with sincerity and honesty, as well as with complete disinterest towards the "consequences" of such a thing, as i always do.

Next person were fat and became slim, or slim and became fat, once, but with a very large different in both numbers and diameter.