Nope,shorts and shirt.No undies.


Next person owns a Roll's can hardly.

Next person is experiencing problems with not seeing the last page of the topic?

(Will edit once I actually see that page, assuming this post lets me do so.)
Guess is incoherent and therefore can't be answered.

Next person is currently wearing a dress, skirt, or kilt.

Nope as above:)


Next person see's red at the drop of a hat.
Rolls down the hill and can hardly get back up. As in car.

Ummm...nope.

Next person hasn't bought a newspaper in years.

Nope, I bought the paper yesterday.

Next person has paedophilic tendencies and wants to masturbate when they see my avatar.

No, but i have teen-philic tendencies and i masturbate while watching cute little girls on camera (teasing, doing gymnastics, carelessly or intended from their part offering a nice view, etc)!

Next person found the dark side of the internet! Or the dark side of the moon! Or both!

Nope, and hopefully never.

The next person has already found/discovered his/her own art style.

True. And I'm a bit worried on how stale it is.

The next person's never been Rick Rolled.

I guess it depends on perspective. Does it still count as a rickroll if you click the link anyway, already suspecting the result?

Next person speaks fluent Doge.

Nope. I speak English fluently.

Next person has a cat, Meow!

True, yet not entirely accurate. I actually have three, two boys and one girl. (I could show you proof if needed :-D )

Next person sits often in a car thinking about how squirrels can fly in NuttingHill...

Nope, just nope.

Next person has wanted to insert large objects into a body cavity.

n o.

next person is a kangaroo sandwich.

Definitely not.

Next person voted for Mitt Romney in the 2016 US presidential election. (There actually was at least one write-in vote for him.)

Nope. I actually voted for this person.

Next person understands what a callback is, especially with regard to jokes.