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Posted June 15, 2016
I draw Jack of Diamonds
Posted June 15, 2016
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evilnancyreagan: and regardless of the order you have drawn them in--I will tell you 1 of 2 tales--3 if I am feeling magnanimous.

Now,

I ask you:

"Do you feel special for having drawn an arbitrary hand of cards to hear a story presented regardless?"
Why would I need to draw them? I can just pop to the shop and buy a packet.
Posted June 17, 2016
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omega64: Black Maria
blak məˈrʌɪə/
noun
noun: Black Maria; plural noun: Black Marias
1.
informal
a police vehicle for transporting prisoners.
2.
a card game in which players try to avoid winning tricks containing the queen of spades or any hearts.
a name for the queen of spades in the game of Black Maria.

I guess there are 2 different meanings. :P
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zeogold: A prison van is racist?
I apologize if this is some racist remark, but I've known that card as the Black Maria for a while. I could always change my comment if the OP was serious about that.
Best tip for internetgoodtimeshavings®:

repeat anything anyone says and follow it up with how it is racist.

the word 'racist' being an analog for anything that could be ever possibly perceived as offensive by anyone or anything, ever.

i.e. "that's racist against old people" "that's racist against obtuse geometry" "that's racist against electric-type Pokemon™"
Posted June 17, 2016
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zeogold: A prison van is racist?
I apologize if this is some racist remark, but I've known that card as the Black Maria for a while. I could always change my comment if the OP was serious about that.
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evilnancyreagan: Best tip for internetgoodtimeshavings®:

repeat anything anyone says and follow it up with how it is racist.

the word 'racist' being an analog for anything that could be ever possibly perceived as offensive by anyone or anything, ever.

i.e. "that's racist against old people" "that's racist against obtuse geometry" "that's racist against electric-type Pokemon™"
....
I just want my card, man.
Posted June 17, 2016
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zeogold: ....
I just want my card, man.
Your "I'm a racist" card? :P
Posted June 17, 2016
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zeogold: ....
I just want my card, man.
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omega64: Your "I'm a racist" card? :P
I have that one tucked right in next to my race card. I use the former for Trump fans, latter for liberals.
Posted June 17, 2016
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evilnancyreagan: Best tip for internetgoodtimeshavings®:

repeat anything anyone says and follow it up with how it is racist.

the word 'racist' being an analog for anything that could be ever possibly perceived as offensive by anyone or anything, ever.

i.e. "that's racist against old people" "that's racist against obtuse geometry" "that's racist against electric-type Pokemon™"
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zeogold: ....
I just want my card, man.
have this one.

It's very informative. so much so, that it implies you are lacking intelligence due to your specific creed, age, gender and socio-economical situation...
Posted June 17, 2016
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evilnancyreagan: it implies you are lacking intelligence due to your specific creed, age, gender and socio-economical situation...
*plays the race card*
Posted June 17, 2016
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evilnancyreagan: it implies you are lacking intelligence due to your specific creed, age, gender and socio-economical situation...
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zeogold: *plays the race card*
*plays another race car"
*stacks it with a draw-four wild*
"the color is now green,


-- don't forget to pickup your cards."
Posted June 17, 2016
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zeogold: *plays the race card*
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evilnancyreagan: *plays another race car"
*stacks it with a draw-four wild*
"the color is now green,

-- don't forget to pickup your cards."
*plays trade hands card*
THE GAME HAS BEEN CHANGED!
Posted June 17, 2016
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evilnancyreagan: *plays another race car"
*stacks it with a draw-four wild*
"the color is now green,

-- don't forget to pickup your cards."
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zeogold: *plays trade hands card*
THE GAME HAS BEEN CHANGED!
after spending over $2500, I'm inclined to level with you, compadre;

this is perhaps the worst game of high-stakes strip-Uno I have played, ever. Second worst for sure.
Posted June 17, 2016
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evilnancyreagan: *plays another race car"
*stacks it with a draw-four wild*
"the color is now green,

-- don't forget to pickup your cards."
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zeogold: *plays trade hands card*
THE GAME HAS BEEN CHANGED!
You just triggered my trap card.
Posted June 17, 2016
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zeogold: *plays trade hands card*
THE GAME HAS BEEN CHANGED!
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omega64: You just triggered my trap card.
I'm afraid not. The 52nd card has already been played. The game is over.
*collects winnings*
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zeogold: *plays trade hands card*
THE GAME HAS BEEN CHANGED!
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evilnancyreagan: after spending over $2500, I'm inclined to level with you, compadre;

this is perhaps the worst game of high-stakes strip-Uno I have played, ever. Second worst for sure.
Next time, try not going all-in twice in a row on the same hand.
Post edited June 17, 2016 by zeogold
Posted June 17, 2016
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zeogold: *plays trade hands card*
THE GAME HAS BEEN CHANGED!
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omega64: You just triggered my trap card.
yeah, leave it to the neederlands to make that kind of reference
Posted June 17, 2016
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omega64: You just triggered my trap card.
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evilnancyreagan: yeah, leave it to the neederlands to make that kind of reference
:P
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