stg83: Very nice and heartwarming story, thank you for sharing. Nothing can beat the joy one gets from games when accomplishing a particular task and then getting appropriately rewarded for it. :)
Insult Sword fighting is definitely a timeless classic from the game where one of the best was:
Insult: You fight like a dairy farmer.
Comeback: How appropriate. You fight like a cow. :P
The most amusing joke I have heard recently (I think it was awalterj who told me, but I could be wrong) was something like:
A man heading to Australia was stopped by customs and asked "Do you have a criminal record?" and his response was "I didn't realise that was a requirement anymore!"