What would a world without lawyers be?

Incest confirmed?

For remain in topic I will post an italian joke!

Two people were lost in the middle of the desert
The first said:"I have a bad and a good news"
The other:"Tell me the bad one"
The first:"We can't find anything here! We will be forced to eat the sand!"
"And the good news?"
"Look how many sand we have!"

Now you're not trying on purpose.

Dude! You're missing out on the blooper reel! Best part!

Probably not. For some reason it showed up in my facebook feed today. What was the impetus for posting it?
I guess I got it, but I did find the potato police one better :P.

And to add a little to the self-effacing humour (since humour that attacks someone is immoral, but also apparently the funniest, according to this thread, guess I'll attack "myself"?):

What does the average Pakistani (the original had the shortened version of the word, which those in the UK may find offensive) in London weigh?
Fruits and vegetables, mostly.

Q: How does every German joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.

Q: What's the difference between a German and his girlfriend?
A: His girlfriend has a higher sperm count.

Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Germany?
A: He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

This really sounds more like a Polack joke.

A German car is stopped by the Polish border control:

_ Name?
_ Johan Schmidt.
_ Occupation?
_ No. Just visiting.
You're doing it wrong. Here, I'll help you:

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Q: Who has the easiest job in the Indian squad?
A: The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats.

A judge asked a little girl: Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your mummy?
Grl: No, my mummy beats me
Judge: I guess you want to live with your daddy.
Girl: No, my daddy beats me too.
Judge: Well then, who do you want to live with?
Girl: I want to live with the Indian cricket team, I firmly believe they cannot beat anybody!

Much as I like dark humor, and am not strictly opposed to offensive humor, let's try a different register.

I'm just saying, everyone that confuses correlation with causation eventually ends up dead.

Once you learn about confirmation bias, you start seeing it everywhere.

Credit to the SSC community where I read these. Being wholly logic based, they are sure to work in every culture and therefore 100% on topic. Well... every non barbaric culture ;)

A popular joke when I was in college:

"Oh man, it's 4 PM and I haven't eaten luch yet...Maybe I should get out of bed"

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With a porcupine the pricks are on the outside.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball?

Which is to say, what's another difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball?

You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Do these jokes work in North Korea?

In the first strip, they say:

"According to this, in the past Da Vinci invented the helicopter, among other things!"
"Wow!"

OK, we'll wait for you to write it then.

Korean webcomics are weird but also strangely relatable.

http://imgur.com/gallery/1vdFl