That would explain why zombies look so unhealthy.

Zombies should really read up on nutrition, no wonder they look half dead with their useless diet.

What do vegetarian zombies crave? GRAINS!!!

How can you tell if a zombie is vegan?
- He'll tell you.

I named my Necromancer in D2 "Romero".

It seemed appropriate.

There's a character named Romero in Vampire the masquerade: Bloodlines who's hunting zombies in a Hollywood cemetery. What an odd coincidence.

I'm not sure I have nearly enough time to discuss everything between heaven and earth.

Can I just, like, stick to discussing maple bacon donuts?

Sure, here's something to go with it.

I quite enjoy the Rogue Brewery. In Astoria, OR, they have a restaurant/alehouse out on one of the old cannery piers on the river.

https://www.rogue.com/locations/rogue-ales-astoria-public-house

Voodoo is generally overrated, but their bacon maple donut is good.

While I enjoy their voodoo beers, I find the smoky flavour builds up too fast. I only really enjoyed the first half of both the ones I've tried (bacon maple and mango astronaut).

My favourite Rogue beer is the hazelnut I also really enjoyed the Rooster one despite it being the second most expensive beer I've ever gone for.

Edit: Fighting with Link... he pulled a knife.

this is a very long thrmr for discus

But shuffling around all day with their arms up, they must get their 10k steps...

First there was this. But we had to have this locked because it was in danger of being spam-deleted by some trolls. Afterwards there were some attempts (serious and non-serious) to make a new one but those attempts fell victim to trolls as well. Of course all of this was before the implementation of the forum rules. So who knows? This one might actually work out.

No, first there was the clearing of the throat...

If you say so. I don't claim to be all-knowing. *shrugs*