Where do I sign up?

Actually my first association was the airplane that only April could see in The Dream in "An absolutely remarkable thing" by Hank Green. If you haven't read that, do! It's a great book and it's sequel "A beautifully foolish endeavor" is even better!

Damn it Keith...

Which perfectly describes this entire thread. ;)

"Don't call me Shirley."

What about the Submarine underground behind a blocked passage in the starting area!

Any signs of a blocked passage should indicate that a visit to a doctor is in order...

Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.

https://obduction.fandom.com/wiki/Tiki_bar_cave

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=obduction+submarine&docid=608019094068606579&mid=FD0A1D6BD2C3D641B367FD0A1D6BD2C3D641B367&view=detail&FORM=VIRE

Or you can buy my All-Steak Chilli. Guaranteed clean colon with every purchase!
Mate, I already told you this is the general forum: hence nobody knew what you were on about. You should have posted in the Obduction forum instead.
Bit late for specifics. Enjoy the insanity instead!

Mate, just putting a little polish on my own insanity!

By the way the game is Obduction

That`s not my name!