Posted September 28, 2021
There are developers, that no matter how many times we try to get on with them, there's just no point where their work manages to click with us.
Sonic Team after Sonic 3 & Knuckles, is my example. How exactly they've managed to mismanage a franchise for over 20 years, kill the Sega Saturn over one developer throwing a fit, and never once even fluke into a working formula is something which has thrown them into a special basket case where they're best at making games that explicitly don't have their titular character involved.
Naughty Dog after Jak. What's with this string of miserable games that are nothing but thinly veiled social commentaries? Who left or joined the company to cause it transform from the creators of Crash Bandicoot into that?
Rockstar after GTA San Andreas: So let me get this right. Rather than making the games flow faster and feel better, this is still the developer of "Tap X to Run" and "watch a realistic animal skinning". Who is this annoyingly droll cowboy simulator for? And similarly to the Naughty Dog example; why are the stories about misery?
Game Freak after Generation V of Pokemon: The series peaked and now it's clear the current development pipeline isn't gong to work. A multibillion dollar media franchise and the franchise is still treated like it's on the Game Boy with 15 people. And then their best attempt to spin off was Little Town Hero; a resounding failure. How does this studio manage to not get reprimanded more? And don't get me started on the absolute drivel the anime is.
Eidos after the Square buyout: The death of a legacy. Deus Ex, Gex, Tomb Raider, Thief and more. From the former sires of Looking Glass Studios and other legends, how is this studio managing to do squat with such a large legacy? Prequelitis is such a shame of a disease to have caught.
Tamsoft, Marvelous, Meteorise, Honey Parade Games (Anyone who has had a hand in making Senran Kagura games.)
I admit to being a pervert; I once made a post on this very forum that was nothing but an excuse to namedrop the titles of furry porn comics.
But the Senran Kagura games are well beyond taking the piss, taking the concept of ecchi well beyond when porn's free.
Sonic Team after Sonic 3 & Knuckles, is my example. How exactly they've managed to mismanage a franchise for over 20 years, kill the Sega Saturn over one developer throwing a fit, and never once even fluke into a working formula is something which has thrown them into a special basket case where they're best at making games that explicitly don't have their titular character involved.
Naughty Dog after Jak. What's with this string of miserable games that are nothing but thinly veiled social commentaries? Who left or joined the company to cause it transform from the creators of Crash Bandicoot into that?
Rockstar after GTA San Andreas: So let me get this right. Rather than making the games flow faster and feel better, this is still the developer of "Tap X to Run" and "watch a realistic animal skinning". Who is this annoyingly droll cowboy simulator for? And similarly to the Naughty Dog example; why are the stories about misery?
Game Freak after Generation V of Pokemon: The series peaked and now it's clear the current development pipeline isn't gong to work. A multibillion dollar media franchise and the franchise is still treated like it's on the Game Boy with 15 people. And then their best attempt to spin off was Little Town Hero; a resounding failure. How does this studio manage to not get reprimanded more? And don't get me started on the absolute drivel the anime is.
Eidos after the Square buyout: The death of a legacy. Deus Ex, Gex, Tomb Raider, Thief and more. From the former sires of Looking Glass Studios and other legends, how is this studio managing to do squat with such a large legacy? Prequelitis is such a shame of a disease to have caught.
Tamsoft, Marvelous, Meteorise, Honey Parade Games (Anyone who has had a hand in making Senran Kagura games.)
I admit to being a pervert; I once made a post on this very forum that was nothing but an excuse to namedrop the titles of furry porn comics.
But the Senran Kagura games are well beyond taking the piss, taking the concept of ecchi well beyond when porn's free.