Metal Mutant on the quest to kill violent dictator who hides inside a skull on distant planet Kronos for no real purpose and nobody cares both about him or about your outcome...

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A Master Of Orion is still a more useful degree than a Master Of Comparative Cultural Studies.

What's an morning without coffee? A Grim Dawn. What's an morning with a lot of coffee? A Golden Wake.

*da-dumm-tsss*

FNV fell in.nah,it's okay get someone over 4 to explain it.

A worm visits an arms dealer. Eyeing the fine selection of melee weapons, the worm asks the dealer: "Say...you got anything to whack me enemies with?" Says the arms dealer: "No, I'm sorry we're all out."

The worm glances at the wall behind the counter which is plastered with a plethora of firearms and asks: So how about some nice guns?" Answers the arms dealer: "No, sorry got none of those."

In the back of the store, tons of various explosives are piling up high so the worm decides to inquire about those: "You wouldn't happen to have anything to blow up stuff with, would you?" The arms dealer replies: "Unfortunately, we just ran out of explosives entirely."

The worm starts to become very frustrated and finally blurts out: "What's your problem man, you got anything against worms or what?"
Says the arms dealer with a completely straight face: "Sure do: blow torches, baseball bats, uzis, shotguns, holy hand grenades, banana bombs...."

Planescape Torment: So, a guy wakes up in a mortuary and doesn't remember who he is. A floating skull appears and says: "Hey, chief. You okay? You playing corpse or you putting the blinds on the Dusties? I thought you were a deader for sure."

Ok, sounds like it could be the beginning of a joke, but yeah, it's actually the beginning of the game with the most awesome story ever.

SaGa 1 (aka Final Fantasy Legend 1). Excerpt from a hypothetical review:

Fun Factor (255/10): This game is buggy, so, buggy that I have had to subtract a fair amount from this score. So buggy, in fact, that I subtracted so much that the score became negative, and it underflowed to a positive number.

(With all the bugs in that particular game, I don't think it has any significant integer underflow bug, even though both its Game Boy sequels (SaGa 2 and 3) do.)

Perhaps another SaGa 1 joke:

It's not working, not because you're too weak, but rather because you're too strong and the enemy is too weak!

That weapon can't even kill a goblin, and you expect me to kill a god with it? (Yes.) *Promptly kills a god with the weapon in question that doesn't work on goblins and lizards.*